Voicemail

Wat are some funy voicemail greetings for my cell phone?

Anyone have any cool voicemail greetings I can record on my cell phone? Something funny or witty and original.

If I want to have 3 businesses with 3 phone numbers & voicemail greetings, how can I do it with 1-2 phones? I'm wondering as to the options for minimizing phones and phone lines while having 3 separate phone numbers and VM greetings. I only have 1 line in my home + 1 cell phone. I don't want business calls coming into the home line. What are my options? Carry 3 cell phones with me? Thanks! The three business are rather unrelated, each having a separate website. Hence the need for 3 numbers. Thanks!

Is there a universal code to press, to access cell phone greetings from a house phone? my charger broke and my phone is dead. i need to add a new voicemail greeting to let ppl know, until i get a new one tomorrow. ty

What are sum funny greetings for my cell phone? I want to have a funny greeting for my cell NOT a voicemail greeting. Like when you open ur phone it says hi or whatever. It aas to be short like 14 letters! (I hate that!) nuthing inappropropriate tho

where can I get those greetings you can get on your cell phone that people hear when they are calling you? when you call someone you hear ringing but I want a greeting like a funny one like one of my friends have. and its not voicemail its different. and my friend had it on his cell phone already so he don't know what it's called.

Do you know any sarcastic voicemail greetings? I got my first cell phone for Christmas and I'm trying to think of something to record for my voicemail greeting. I'm a really sarcastic person and I've come up with a few things but I don't think they're that great. Can you help me with this?

What are some funny but non-mean voicemail greetings? K I just got a cell phone but I can't figure out what to put as my voicemail greeting. but I don't want it to be mean.. like when my mother calls and stuff. any ideas?

Good voicemail greetings? I'm looking to change my voicemail on my cell phone and I want something that's clever and funny ! Thanksss!

What are some funny voice mail greetings? what sre some funny voicemail greetings? please make them not be long. i just got a new cell phone so i wanna put something funny

Is this just the lonely heart gowing closer? About six months ago, my family and I decide to try something new. As two professional adults, my wife and I had come to terms with looking forward to new challenges and career options. So we rented a semi and loaded up all that we could and moved 900 miles from where I am from. But only about 75 miles away from her childhood location. The only problem is, she still is behind after all of the things I went through to move US. Whenever she is here she always has her phone on and will drop anything to answer the dam thing. But just today i was trying to call he for some career advice (as I have not found a job yet), and her voicemail at work said that she left early, (she leaves greetings) and there was no answer on her cell until about 2 hours after she was available. Am I just insecure because I've been burned in the past, or because I am now not the most successful(Because she absolutely smokin hot, but that's not why we're together), or what? Just thought I would try here. Thanks I feel that she may be growing closer to other people (men) back there because she is there 4-5 days a week, and when she is here, it seems like I'm not. She stays in hotels during the week and has expense accounts, arrrgh. Or am I jealous of her success? But the burner is that before the move I was top at my profession at about $25 an hour, and she is at about $19. I know money isn't everything, but something is missing in my life something HUGE.