Voicemail

What are some funny cell phone voicemail messages?

Funny Cell Phone Voicemail Greeting? Okay So my Is Just the family Guys Answering machine Song you know... "Im glad you Called but im not home but ill be back befor to long... Ect." I wud Like a New One! Nothing like those Ones that are like "Hello? Hello? Heloooo??" Becuase my sister has that and i think its Annoying >.< Thx in advance!!

Funny Things To Say On Your Cell Phone Voicemail? Me And My Friend Want To Put Something Funny On Our Voicemails, But We Can't Think Of Anything. Lol. Any Ideas?

i need something funny to put on cell phone voicemail any ideas?

what are some funny messages for voicemail on your cell phone? hey leave a message is too boring. any funny ideas?

What are some funny and clever things to say on your cell phone's voicemail? Like instead of saying hey this is so and so please leave a message...bye....what else can i say to make it seem more fun?

What are sum funny greetings for my cell phone? I want to have a funny greeting for my cell NOT a voicemail greeting. Like when you open ur phone it says hi or whatever. It aas to be short like 14 letters! (I hate that!) nuthing inappropropriate tho

Which cell phone voicemail is funnier? hi you know what to do at the sound of the beep! You do know don’t you? If you don’t you are supposed to leave a message….how did you not know that?? or Hi, I can’t get to the phone cuz im busy making important changes in my life. If I do not return your call... don’t feel bad you just were probably one of those changes. you can try to leave a message anyway if you want

cell phone voicemail pranks? alot of people I know are receiving some pretty funny voicemail messages (pranks) Does anyone know a website where I can get these?

what's a funny voicemail greeting i can put on my cell phone?!?

i need a funny voicemail!? i want to do something funny for my cell phones voicemail but i dont know what to say, any suggestions

How can I get Into someone's cell phone voicemail or get there Code He has a Cricket phone? I know being In someone's busy like this is very out there and sneaky but people I need to know. I've been with my boyfriend plan to be husband for six months. Everything Is going fairly good except for me having this funny feeling that he might talking to someone else. Plus when I try to look In his phone he quickly grabs it and guards it with his life, he says It's because he doesn't want a relationship where I'll be going through his things. I need to get Into that cellphone Plz help me by giving me some useful Info.

Funny Voice mail for cell phone? Ok so my friend has a funny voicemail where jack from jack in the box answers the call and its says my friends name in the message. Does anyone now where i to get a funny voicemail like that.

does anyone know of any sites to send a cool/funny birthday greeting to a voicemail for free? I'm trying to find sites that offer funny/cool birthday messages that can be personalized and sent to a cell phone, or voicemail for free. Any ideas welcome...thanks

Can I view the funny phone commercial where the guy is trying to leave a voice mail after the first date? I think it is a cell phone commercial and this guys keeps messing up his voicemail to a chick he just had a date with, so he keeps erasing and starting over. Where can i find it? or what service is is for?

Anyone have any cool voicemail greetings I can record on my cell phone? Something funny or witty and original.

What's a funny voicemail? ♥ hey peoples i am trying to figure out what i want to say on my voicemail on my cell phone i dont want to just be plain like " hey leave a message and i'll call you back" i want something funny that my friends dont already have! lol ♥ can you help? i need something without cusing and stuff because im 14 and i cant have that kind of stuff on my voicemail!

what is a really funny answering machine for a cell phone? I really need to get ride of mine its one that goes "hey whats up? [pause] wait. who's this? [pause] ohhhh thats cool, thats cool....well incase you havent noticed you've got my voicemail so leave a message byee" so i want one that they start to talk to and stuff...but i want it to be really funny... i can have my friends help me or whatever... thanks in advance :]

What funny lines can I record for myself for my voicemail? I want to re-record my voicemail for my cell phone, but I don't know what kind of funny (real) lines I could use. I still want for people to leave my messages, I just want it to be funny. (Please, nothing I have to say in any kind of accent!)

wat is a good voicemail greeting for the cell phone? something FUNNY!

Voicemail?? hey what is like a website I can go to and record my voicemail message from on my cell phone? like something catchy/funny?? this is supa important so please! yea i know... but i want something like funny that i can hold my phone up to the speaker and record

Whats a voicemail recording i could say on my cell phone? give me sum funny greetingss... and cool... give me a few.. thankss

What are some funny but non-mean voicemail greetings? K I just got a cell phone but I can't figure out what to put as my voicemail greeting. but I don't want it to be mean.. like when my mother calls and stuff. any ideas?

where can I get those greetings you can get on your cell phone that people hear when they are calling you? when you call someone you hear ringing but I want a greeting like a funny one like one of my friends have. and its not voicemail its different. and my friend had it on his cell phone already so he don't know what it's called.

What would be a funny voicemail thing for me to do? I need to change my cell phone answering machine. Please Give me IDeas

Funny Voicemail message??? Ok I wanted a cute voicemail message for my cell phone. And keep in mind I'm a teenager so I'm not exactly looking for "Hey this is Danielle....Leave me a message. Bye" I want something creative and funy. And I've already used the "roses are red......"voicemail poem. Thx. <3

What are some funny voice mail greetings? what sre some funny voicemail greetings? please make them not be long. i just got a new cell phone so i wanna put something funny

Cell Phone Greeting? I need a short (1 or 2 words) greeting for the front of my cell phone. Maybe a movie quote or something. It can only be 12 characters including spaces. Also, what is a funny voicemail greeting? And please don't suggest the, "Hello? (pause) I'm not here right now." thing. I already know about that one. I already know I could put my name. Don't wanna.

What are some good voicemail messages? I'm setting up the voicemail on my cell phone and I wanted to have a funny/clever/interesting message. I've looked on a few sites, but I haven't found one I really like yet. Anyone have any good ideas for a voicemail message? Thanks!

Cell Phone Greeting(s)? I need a short (1 or 2 words) greeting for the front of my cell phone. Maybe a movie quote or something. It can only be 12 characters including spaces. Also, I already know that I could put my name. It's not very original. Also, what is a funny voicemail greeting? And please don't suggest the, "Hello? (pause) I'm not here right now." thing. I already know about that one.

Creative, funny, intelligent voicemail messages? Does anyone have any creative, funny, or just downright wrong voicemail messages that I should use on my cell phone? I wanna be one of the most unique in town. 10 Points for the best one.

Stolen Cell Phone Help? I recenly bought a Cingular phone off Craigslist.com and the guy said it was pre-paid and it had a lot of money on it like 75 i believe and he was moving to an area that the go phone can not get service from . so i bought the phone for 50 dollars. kept the cell phone number and everything, i had a funny feeling about this phone when other people were calling looking for a girl not a guy, and i no longer had contact with him. so just a lil bit ago i get a call on the phone and checking my voicemail and its a lady who claims i stole her phone and racked up her bill to 300 something dollars..i guess she turned off the phone, so i cant call her back and her caller id never showed up, the call never showed up just went to voicemail..what do i do? what will happen..I had a weird feeling about it.. No he said it was pre-paid..but it turns out its not!

voicemail ideas for cell phones? I havent changed my voicemail on my phone is like 2 years. So, i need some good ideas. I'm only 15 so my parents call me alot. so please let them be appropriate. i tend to be very funny and bubbly. thanks everyone for the ideas!:)

Has your cell phone done this before? Okay last night I, try to call my ex-husband CELL PHONE but it was acting funny, I kept ringing and ringing over 8 times. Over and Over. This is the 2nd time it happens. But what is werid is that his Voicemail doesn't come up. So i can leave him a message or something. But it doesn't . thru all the time he has that phone, That never happen. What can it be ?? has anyone experenice this problem before.. I have Verzion

I need some funny voicemails? I got a cell phone and im trying to think of a clever yet funny voicemail. Got any?

voicemail message? what is a funny voicemail message that I can have on my cell phone. I'm tired of telling people to leave their name and number...

How can someone call your cell phone using your cell phone number? First I get a missed phone call on my cell phone and the number is my phone number, so im like man im tripping this is too funny. So of course I call the number thinking hey maybe its someone in China or something outrageous, of course it went to my voicemail. So someone called me again and their voice sounded like dark vader or the killer from the movie scream and they tell me using my FIRST AND LAST NAME "...you have 10 seconds to complete this task" and I said you have 10 sec. to tell me who you are" and they hung up the phone. So im waiting for someone to call me back and say "ha lol yada yada yada I cranked called you" no one ever did. I call wireless company and the lady said it happen to her, but the thindon't I dont think it was a friend or someone I knew. How is this possible?

cell phone called ex by accident? o.k. i was talking to this guy for a few months over the summer I was in it initially for the attraction cause we live two hours away, anyways he continued to call me alot over a period of 3months and seemed very into me so I went along with it. but funny thing is he never asked for me to come see him or vise versa so i just wanted to cut my losses.so to make a long story short last conversation I flat out asked why? and I can't go on like this and what does he want from this. he stated some facts of his life that were to say the least not very attractive for any women to get involved with him. so I ended it and asked him to respect me and not call. which he has. 3 and 1/2 weeks has passed and today I was pulling stuff out of my gym bag and looked at my cell phone and to my shock my phone was calling him.yikks!! I hit the end button but It was to late he called back soon after I let it go to voicemail.he said he was calling me back ugh! now he thinks I'm thinking about him what do i do

Good voicemail greetings? I'm looking to change my voicemail on my cell phone and I want something that's clever and funny ! Thanksss!

Do you think I'll be forgiven for snooping on my (now ex) boyfriend? I have been involved with him, off and on, for 4 years. Things finally seemed to be on track (talking rings and marriage), when I had a "funny" feeling and decided to check his cell phone voicemail. What I heard really didn't proove anything but made me extremely angry. I confronted him, and when he responded with what I thought was a lie, I blurted out "I've checked your messages!" He blew up! In the end, he's said that he never wants to hear from me again. He also sent an incredibly hurtful email. I was sorry for checking his messages while I was doing it, but now I'm miserable! I've respected his wishes by not contacting him, but I feel I should try.

Voicemail ideas? Any ideas for a funny, but CLEAN ( i know, it sux) voicemail message for my cell phone? to cooleyo: no. and the puppy eyes wont work either. yeah the old faking-that-you're-actually-answering-the-phone joke has been around for like what? 10 years? i want something diff

what are some funny answering messages? i am recording my voicemail message on my cell phone but i want something funn to say. all i hav is hey its lindsay leave ur name and number and ill call u back. everyone else in the world has that one so i need a new one. do u hav any suggestions? nuthing peverted or bad pleze

voicemail greeting message in spanish? can someone share a simple voicemail greeting in spanish . and then a funny one short and sweet. write it in spanish and translate in english. because I would like to put this on my cell phone voice mail. I want to say my voicemail greeting in spanish and then say it in english. thanks I really appreciate it. Ps . I dont want anything from free translation.com because it electronic translation and it not good.

Problems With Voicemail!? I think this is a very funny story. My friend recently got a cell phone from verizon. Apparently, he set up his voicemail password at like 4 am cuz some 1 left him a voicemail. Well, obviously at those hours all you can think of is sleep, and he cant remember what his password was. We have tried everything we can think of: his birthday, his address, 1234, 0000 and even tried like straight down the phone 2580.. buut nothing works. lol he says he probabaly fell asleep and his face hit 4 random buttons. :-P obviously we need help. Is there any way to reset the voicemail password? Or any easy thing we can do??

i need help with my voicemail on my env 1? i want tp put a funny personal greeting on my cell phone, like hey this is tyler ( and then after tyler say something funny like i went on a pyshco run) sorry i no that sucked but anybody have any idea's????

please help!!! especially people good with cell phones? So, about a month ago I thought I lost my phone... but my friend was over for a sleepover and she is kind of known to take things. (she did steal an ipod) and at the time she didnt have her phone because she got it taken away and had the exact same phone.. she ended up getting a phone to use around the same time i lost mine. she said her sister had her old phone in her house and she got to use it. she acts kind of funny about it though because she doesnt let anyone touch the phone even if they ask. i was in a room where the phone was and she ran up the stairs to text and it was suspicious. I'll get to the point now.. my mom deactivated it so no one could use it and my friends said she had the same scratches on that phone as i did. well she switched over the number to her old phone and we unsuspended my phone. we called my old number and my old voicemail was still there. if the phone was taken and the number was switched over to a new one with my phone, would my old voicemail still be there when I call my number? I just dont get it.... Is there any other way I could figure out if it's mine or not? whoever helps, thanks so much!

Are all scorpio women lazy when it comes to housework? I have 4 scorpio friends and each and every one of them missed out on the domestic side of things. They don't clean and are very unorganized which means that lose things alot. It's funny because they spend alot of time grooming themselves but the house is junky as well as the car. Also, it's funny because neither of them ever check their voicemail on their cell phone. It's like they're even too lazy to clean out their messages.

question about a GUY? i was over at this guys house and i know he likes me and everything, but when he checked his voicemail on his cell phone he started laughing hard and his friend asked him wat was so funny and he went outside to tell his friend. so im just asking if he might be playing me or something

Relationship ready to end! need advice to save it? My husband works as a pop delivery person! I have been in this relationship for almost 2 years now and would do anything for him, but its to the point that I really can't take no more of this relationship from the way it is going. He goes in between 4 and 5 am He stays out til 10 at night on some nights! I stay home because he seems to can't find a babysitter for his two children so I can work. He has the vehicle so it's not like I have a way around. If there's somewhere I need to go or something I need to do I can tell him about it and he makes it a point to stay out longer then he needs so that where and what I needed couldn't be done. About 3 weeks ago there was a woman on his voicemail to his cell phone saying she needed him to call her back ASAP I confronted him about that he acted as if he had no idea who it was but the funny thing was they called him by name. When he comes home he acts as if things at the house is not his responsbility and he shouldn't need to do anything at all. His children have no respect for me. They run over me like a freight train so there's alot of stress built up on me. At first I thought all of this could be from stress, but it's doing nothing but getting worst. My own family nor friends can be here because where the children never have parenting from a father who has been in their life they think they don't have to listen at all. I have tried to talk to him about this, but for instance last night when I tried to talk to him about this he fell asleep! Then was mad because I told him something was needed to be done. I can't stand all of this anymore. I don't even feel like I am in a relationship anymore! Feels like I was hired in to be a slave with the least person caring. Someone please help!

someone please help with a bad case of drunk calling!!!!!? ok, so this may seem un-important...but anyone who has ever had a bad case of "oh god, i have to check my outgoing calls from last night"..should understand. ok, here goes... soo, one night i thought it would be funny to place a drunk phone call to a friend of mine who is currently in france. I placed the call to his phone and left a voicemail (nothing too bad, just alot of laughing/nonsensical sentences). anyways, idk if he's using his cell phone while in france...or if he can still get voicemails even if i can't reach him in france (bc of the international code or whatever). ahhhh, i'm so embarassed and im so mad at myself for doing this. does anyone know anything about voicemails and using your cell phone while abroad?????????????? or can anyone help me out in regards to the deletion of this voicemail (which i'm quite sure is impossible). or is it possible that he'll come back home and suddenly find the voicemail once he reaches his regular service??? all advice welcome!!!!!! please???

Is it just me? OR is it really them? *friends*? i've recently taken an inactive role in my sorority because i was holding 6 positions in office and it was taking over my life as well as my grades and finances....i was also extremely frustrated with the drama and etc...so i decided to take a step back so that i wouldn't have to quit completely. since then, i've just wanted to get my mind right and take a break from my sisters. I was getting to the point where i didn't even want to see/talk to any of them, so i didn't show up to a lot of activities (but being inactive allows me to do that without reprimand). They had a christmas party tonight and i didn't attend primarily b/c i didn't have extra cash to spend on the secret santa gifts and the potluck dish, so i decided to just skip it....part of me also just wants to not talk to anyone during my winter break. Anyway, they called my cell phone and left me a voicemail singing kanye west's "love lockdown" while laughing and then emphasized the "you lose!" part over and over again. I'm a HUGE fan of kanye west, so i guess they thought it'd be funny. I'm kind of annoyed that they did that though...and i didn't laugh at all. I honestly am struggling financially right now and would've gone (even if i didn't really want to) if i had the money, but i didn't go b/c i thought that it's kind of embarrasing to bring nothing when everyone else did. I have had the semester from hell (beyond this sorority ordeal)....so i could just be over-sensitive right now. Do you think that was a mean thing of them to do? or just a good laugh? I did tell the sister i am closest with that i had a lack of funds and couldn't attend...and it was from her cell phone that they called. A break should do me some good, right?

I got a Challenge for you!!1? ok i got a new phone and need a new voicemail box but idk wat to say when ppl call me and i cant get to the phone....i need you to think of something funny (nothing sexual, racist, biast, etc.) tht i cn put as my voicemail box if it helps my name is logan jus in case u wanna put tht in ur answer......best answering machine for my cell phone gets 5pts and kudos!

girl question, hope everythings ok? So I've been talkin to this girl for about 3 days, and we really been gettin cool with eatchother, so last night she said she was gonna call me after she took a shour, and she never ended up calling me last night, and I waited all day today for a text or a phone call and no go... so I finally end up calling her and it goes straight to voicemail which means her phone is turned off... I no this sounds funny but i don't wanna loose her. you think she has just not paid her cell phone bill or something?

Help me please ♥? Hey I just got a new cell phone and I want to leave a sexy/ fun/ cute/ awsome voicemail message on my phone.... but I don't have anymore ideas I changed it alot so I need one I've already done "Hello? Hey how are you? SYKE! leave your message" "Here comes the beep I hope you know what to do with it" "I can't think of anything cute to say for this message.......Oh look puppies! thats cute leave a message" "talk talk talk thats my message now leave yours" Please help!" oh and it needs to be pretty PG-13 rated becouse my parents leave messages oh and I dont' want it short.........I like long messages.......long and funny and cool and hot and.........well u get it THANKS! I'm 13 by the way and the people who call me are used to my long messages and most of the time they start laughing in the message while they tell me what they called for............ so make them long or at least very cool

Messy,Gossipy mother in law question? My MIL got an important call for my husband and I saying to contact the tax office with some important infor about our deliquent tax(land)..she lied like she called my husband not knowing cell phones have caller id's and voicemail options...she decides to call my mother like she could not get in contact with us...and then tells her what the cal was about...now keep in mind she never calls our house phone, she calls my hubby on his cell....i politely called to tell her not to bother my mom with our business anymore and to either call him or leave a message on our phone because my mom does not care to know anything about our business..she got upset and I'm not sure if my husband is upset with me or his mom..he said he is mad at my but has been acting really funny..can you tell me if I did the right thing and if he is mad at me or mad because she lied like she tried to call him...she tells everyone in the family business and gossips 24/7...i don't think my hubby know how sneaky and messy

~~~~~~~TEN POINTS~~~~~~~~~~? Ok, I have my own cell phone and when people leave me a voicemail I want them to hear my message machine what is something cute I could say! It can be cute or funny Ten points for the best answer :)

''Gilmore Girls'' fans I need your help!!!!!? ok. i just got a cell phone like a month or two ago and i didnt do my voicemail yet. so i'm what i'm wondering is if u could tell me some funny stuff that lorelai would say in her voicemail or home machine. (like the thumb bashing one LG used in S2) THNXS :)

where can a download funny voicemail to my cell phone? my voicemail is so boring i need something that will make others laugh

Is it just me? OR is it really them? *friends*? i've recently taken an inactive role in my sorority because i was holding 6 positions in office and it was taking over my life as well as my grades and finances....i was also extremely frustrated with the drama and etc...so i decided to take a step back so that i wouldn't have to quit completely. since then, i've just wanted to get my mind right and take a break from my sisters. I was getting to the point where i didn't even want to see/talk to any of them, so i didn't show up to a lot of activities (but being inactive allows me to do that without reprimand). They had a christmas party tonight and i didn't attend primarily b/c i didn't have extra cash to spend on the secret santa gifts and the potluck dish, so i decided to just skip it....part of me also just wants to not talk to anyone during my winter break. Anyway, they called my cell phone and left me a voicemail singing kanye west's "love lockdown" while laughing and then emphasized the "you lose!" part over and over again. I'm a HUGE fan of kanye west, so i guess they thought it'd be funny. I'm kind of annoyed that they did that though...and i didn't laugh at all. I honestly am struggling financially right now and would've gone (even if i didn't really want to) if i had the money, but i didn't go b/c i thought that it's kind of embarrasing to bring nothing when everyone else did. I have had the semester from hell (beyond this sorority ordeal)....so i could just be over-sensitive right now. Do you think that was a mean thing of them to do? or just a good laugh? I did tell the sister i am closest with that i had a lack of funds and couldn't attend...and it was from her cell phone that they called. A break should do me some good, right?

In need of advice about bad job? I'm a field supervisor for a well known security company, and I 'm not sure if I'm being treated differently or just me looking to far into things.Well Ive been working for this company and when I first started the payroll scheduler lady was so nice and sweet, but until a few months ago she has been down right nasty and mean, She will not return my calls whatsoever about anything,I am a supervisor, and I'll call her to confirm stuff with my employees,like time off requests, shift changes, etcand I'll get no phone call, I went and did a discripancy form regarding my check, which is always two hours short, she told me she would correct it, and she hasnt done so, and when I call her, and leave her a voicemail, she ignores my voicemail, and so I did a test, I had other co workers call her, and she promptly their calls, and this has been going on for over two months now..and I'm trying to understand why the change in behavior and attitude what hapenned around that time, and thats when this guy hes a manager, told me to call him anytime, personal, and basically the dude likes me, hes asking different employees about me, whenever a new employee starts working with me they'll tell me he called them for overtime.Now all of a sudden, they want to demote me, and bring me into the office as a Office Adminstrator, where I'll be working in the office with her, and the manager, but shes trying to get me fired, or something..Now the manager guy told me that the human resource lady likes him alot..and so I dont know if they know about our conversation we had about meeting up for coffee, but its just weird that after I talked to him some people in the office started to act weird and funny acting..And even my immediate supervisor ingnores me,(I was told he thinks very highly of me) but when I email him, or call him on his cell phone and leave a message, I get no response whatsoever

I need a little advice about how to deal with unprofessionalism? I'm a field supervisor for a well known security company, and I 'm not sure if I'm being treated differently or just me looking to far into things.Well Ive been working for this company and when I first started the payroll scheduler lady was so nice and sweet, but until a few months ago she has been down right nasty and mean, She will not return my calls whatsoever about anything,I am a supervisor, and I'll call her to confirm stuff with my employees,like time off requests, shift changes, etcand I'll get no phone call, I went and did a discripancy form regarding my check, which is always two hours short, she told me she would correct it, and she hasnt done so, and when I call her, and leave her a voicemail, she ignores my voicemail, and so I did a test, I had other co workers call her, and she promptly their calls, and this has been going on for over two months now..and I'm trying to understand why the change in behavior and attitude what hapenned around that time, and thats when this guy hes a manager, told me to call him anytime, personal, and basically the dude likes me, hes asking different employees about me, whenever a new employee starts working with me they'll tell me he called them for overtime.Now all of a sudden, they want to demote me, and bring me into the office as a Office Adminstrator, where I'll be working in the office with her, and the manager, but shes trying to get me fired, or something..Now the manager guy told me that the human resource lady likes him alot..and so I dont know if they know about our conversation we had about meeting up for coffee, but its just weird that after I talked to him some people in the office started to act weird and funny acting..And even my immediate supervisor ingnores me,(I was told he thinks very highly of me) but when I email him, or call him on his cell phone and leave a message, I get no response whatsoever

In need of an explanation about this guy and my job? I'm a field supervisor for a well known security company, and I 'm not sure if I'm being treated differently or just me looking to far into things.Well Ive been working for this company and when I first started the payroll scheduler lady was so nice and sweet, but until a few months ago she has been down right nasty and mean, She will not return my calls whatsoever about anything,I am a supervisor, and I'll call her to confirm stuff with my employees,like time off requests, shift changes, etcand I'll get no phone call, I went and did a discripancy form regarding my check, which is always two hours short, she told me she would correct it, and she hasnt done so, and when I call her, and leave her a voicemail, she ignores my voicemail, and so I did a test, I had other co workers call her, and she promptly their calls, and this has been going on for over two months now..and I'm trying to understand why the change in behavior and attitude what hapenned around that time, and thats when this guy hes a manager, told me to call him anytime, personal, and basically the dude likes me, hes asking different employees about me, whenever a new employee starts working with me they'll tell me he called them for overtime.Now all of a sudden, they want to demote me, and bring me into the office as a Office Adminstrator, where I'll be working in the office with her, and the manager, but shes trying to get me fired, or something..Now the manager guy told me that the human resource lady likes him alot..and so I dont know if they know about our conversation we had about meeting up for coffee, but its just weird that after I talked to him some people in the office started to act weird and funny acting..And even my immediate supervisor ingnores me,(I was told he thinks very highly of me) but when I email him, or call him on his cell phone and leave a message, I get no response whatsoever

In need of a little advice about a job I hate? I'm a field supervisor for a well known security company, and I 'm not sure if I'm being treated differently or just me looking to far into things.Well Ive been working for this company and when I first started the payroll scheduler lady was so nice and sweet, but until a few months ago she has been down right nasty and mean, She will not return my calls whatsoever about anything,I am a supervisor, and I'll call her to confirm stuff with my employees,like time off requests, shift changes, etcand I'll get no phone call, I went and did a discripancy form regarding my check, which is always two hours short, she told me she would correct it, and she hasnt done so, and when I call her, and leave her a voicemail, she ignores my voicemail, and so I did a test, I had other co workers call her, and she promptly their calls, and this has been going on for over two months now..and I'm trying to understand why the change in behavior and attitude what hapenned around that time, and thats when this guy hes a manager, told me to call him anytime, personal, and basically the dude likes me, hes asking different employees about me, whenever a new employee starts working with me they'll tell me he called them for overtime.Now all of a sudden, they want to demote me, and bring me into the office as a Office Adminstrator, where I'll be working in the office with her, and the manager, but shes trying to get me fired, or something..Now the manager guy told me that the human resource lady likes him alot..and so I dont know if they know about our conversation we had about meeting up for coffee, but its just weird that after I talked to him some people in the office started to act weird and funny acting..And even my immediate supervisor ingnores me,(I was told he thinks very highly of me) but when I email him, or call him on his cell phone and leave a message, I get no response whatsoever

In need of some words of wisdon about my job? I'm a field supervisor for a well known security company, and I 'm not sure if I'm being treated differently or just me looking to far into things.Well Ive been working for this company and when I first started the payroll scheduler lady was so nice and sweet, but until a few months ago she has been down right nasty and mean, She will not return my calls whatsoever about anything,I am a supervisor, and I'll call her to confirm stuff with my employees,like time off requests, shift changes, etcand I'll get no phone call, I went and did a discripancy form regarding my check, which is always two hours short, she told me she would correct it, and she hasnt done so, and when I call her, and leave her a voicemail, she ignores my voicemail, and so I did a test, I had other co workers call her, and she promptly their calls, and this has been going on for over two months now..and I'm trying to understand why the change in behavior and attitude what hapenned around that time, and thats when this guy hes a manager, told me to call him anytime, personal, and basically the dude likes me, hes asking different employees about me, whenever a new employee starts working with me they'll tell me he called them for overtime.Now all of a sudden, they want to demote me, and bring me into the office as a Office Adminstrator, where I'll be working in the office with her, and the manager, but shes trying to get me fired, or something..Now the manager guy told me that the human resource lady likes him alot..and so I dont know if they know about our conversation we had about meeting up for coffee, but its just weird that after I talked to him some people in the office started to act weird and funny acting..And even my immediate supervisor ingnores me,(I was told he thinks very highly of me) but when I email him, or call him on his cell phone and leave a message, I get no response whatsoever

Is this office politics at best?Long Read? I'm a field supervisor for a well known security company, and I 'm not sure if I'm being treated differently or just me looking to far into things.Well Ive been working for this company and when I first started the payroll scheduler lady was so nice and sweet, but until a few months ago she has been down right nasty and mean, She will not return my calls whatsoever about anything,I am a supervisor, and I'll call her to confirm stuff with my employees,like time off requests, shift changes, etcand I'll get no phone call, I went and did a discripancy form regarding my check, which is always two hours short, she told me she would correct it, and she hasnt done so, and when I call her, and leave her a voicemail, she ignores my voicemail, and so I did a test, I had other co workers call her, and she promptly their calls, and this has been going on for over two months now..and I'm trying to understand why the change in behavior and attitude what hapenned around that time, and thats when this guy hes a manager, told me to call him anytime, personal, and basically the dude likes me, hes asking different employees about me, whenever a new employee starts working with me they'll tell me he called them for overtime.Now all of a sudden, they want to demote me, and bring me into the office as a Office Adminstrator, where I'll be working in the office with her, and the manager, but shes trying to get me fired, or something..Now the manager guy told me that the human resource lady likes him alot..and so I dont know if they know about our conversation we had about meeting up for coffee, but its just weird that after I talked to him some people in the office started to act weird and funny acting..And even my immediate supervisor ingnores me,(I was told he thinks very highly of me) but when I email him, or call him on his cell phone and leave a message, I get no response whatsoever

Should I bother trying to get with my ex-gf again? I met this girl at a party a little while ago. We had some obvious chemistry so I gave her and some friends a ride home. I found out she was single so i asked her friends about her. All of her friends found me pretty funny and were ok with me talking to her. At first she was against dating. She said she had just gotten out of a pretty shaking 4-5 month relationship, wasn't ready to date again and would rather be friends. Within the next two weeks shes chanting that im the greatest guy ever and that she doesn't deserve me and we start dating. She turns out to be completely bipolar, insane, unstable etc. But I don't really mind it. When shes in a good mood we have a lot of fun together, but the slightest issue will blow up into a ridiculous argument. Eventually it got to the point that she was threatening to break it off almost twice a week, but then the next day call apologizing about how stupid the fight was and that she was sorry. Last two days of the relationship; After our last fight she confesses that the fights are stupid and wants to make an agreement to not fight anymore. Next day we are hosting a BBQ at a public park for friends and shes completely drunk whining that im not talking to her. We're with alot of friends and i knew it was gonna turn into one of our dumb fights so i pretty much blew her off, this of course made it blow up into a bigger fight later. Shes drunk, demands i take her home, calls me from home and leaves a voicemail saying "Im done, im done, i cant do this anymore, i cant handle being in a relationship, i cant be with you anymore." Its been about a week since then, I was upset so i cut off all contact, deleted my myspace, uninstalled aim, i had just gotten a new phone so i never got a chance to give her my new number. One day while i was at work I impulsively flirted with a customer and got her number, but when i called the girl and we were talking the only thing in my mind was my ex. I didnt want to feel like i had lost anything, seeing as how she was a bipolar alcoholic nut job, but i do miss that crazy lady and i want her back now. Its probably not in my best interest but i dont have anything to distract me from this obviously destructive path. I got in contact with her again via aim, didn't give her my cell specifically to not open up such a interruptible channel of communication with her. We both apologized about a few things and i ended up telling her i wanted to be friends but warned her that I would end up wanting to be with her again. The fights are all so juvenile, and the good times were good. Should i bother trying to get back with her despite the obvious issues that it will cause? I always told her i thought it was worth the problems, she agreed but then ended up pushing me away and dropping everything because she couldn't handle it. "Halp me!!!" lol I tend to be a bit long winded sometimes. In short, we had some issues, when we were together she claimed the issues didn't outweigh the good stuff, then we broke up. I want her back.

So my best friend dumped me? So I began a new school this fall, made friends with this kid, at first, we were really good friends, real funny it was great. Then as time passes we get kinda bored with eachother, talk less. Then we fight a little, he starts doubting things I say, I do the same to him. Then were friends again, but still not the same. Then he goes out and totally changes his style to fit in at school. I got pissed at that, he didn't get why!(I was angry because I thought it was so stupid to see he would waste $200 on a tie while there are poor kids outside the streets of our school!) Anyway, we were friends but would fight on and off. Then IDK we would say kinda mean stuff to eachother but we got over it. Then right before Christmas break, he gave me a set of "rules" for when I could talk to him b/c he would be with his family. I got royally pissed, you don't give me rules! LOL. Anyways, I just was angry, again he didn't see why. So Christmas break comes, I go away with family and my parents take my phone but let me have it for an hour a day. Each day, I would text him because oh IDK its the holidays, were friends, I thought I was being nice. Anyway, he would never respond. Christmas Eve I called and left a voicemail saying Merry Christmas blah blah. Then Christmas Day I call him and he picks up but is totally obnoxious, he says "I'm doing something more important, watching a movie. Uh bye-bye." Then hangs up. I'm just so pissed! Then I take a few days to calm down. Each day though I call his cell from a private number just to make sure he would still pick up, he did but I would always hang up. So then, 3 days ago, I text his and say, can I talk to you a minute? Slowly he responds, says yeah. I ask him if I made him angry at all or did anything. He gives me a flat out no. I don't say anything back. Now I'm pissed! IDK I guess I want us to be friends but IDK what to do about this suitation. I don't want to seem to leachy, but IDK! Gahh! Oh then about an hour ago, I was texting this girl making plans with her and it would send a text to the girl, and to him (IDK why tho!) and in one of the messages I was like, Oh Clarissa IDK if I can hang today, I was gonna hang with my friend from school(the one who him & I are fighting) so IDK maybe we can go downtown later though. She responded, he hasn't said anything. He's ignoring me totally. I feel really angry, but then also really upset. I looked through my texts back from when him and I became friends and we used to get along really well, no he wants nothing to do with me and I just wanna hit him. What do I do? I feel like its time to cut my losses, but IDK why he is acting like such an a$$hole. What's your opinion? Sorry it's so long, I've been worrying about this the whole 2 weeks I've been on break, it's ruined my break! (I have bad anxiety.) Thanks so much! =] I'm so pathetic and I keep looking at my phone wondering if I'll get a text or something, IDK what to do. IDK it bothers me because I care about what people think about me and I trusted him that why.

Do I owe my mom an apology, or does she owe me one? Let me begin my saying my mom and I are both very stubborn people, so either one of us apologizing is a major thing. I dont like getting text messages. I dont have unlimited text messages on either mine or my husbands phones, so everytime we get one it is 10 cents. A couple of times, its not a big deal. But we have alot of friends and family who wont stop sending them to us, even though we have asked them not to. We have mobile to mobile on our cells so we dont need to add texting to our plan, its an x-tra $10.00 wasted in my eyes. But thats me! Heres the prob: my mom sent me and my hubby 4 jokes. I left her a voicemail joking that she owed me for those texts. When she called back she was giggling, so it sounded like she thought it was funny, like she did it on purpose to agrivate me. I told her I didnt find it funny that she was purposly doing something I asked her not to do. Well that ticked her off, she said it wasnt on purpose, (I'll add details after I post it) She says that she forgot that I didnt like getting texts, "My gosh, I am so sorry. I'll bring you your money. Get over it!" Well we didnt end that call well. My aunt called me and said that she had had the same argument with my mom over my mom texting her. She said that my mom was ticked at me and had made the comment that I was nasty to her on the phone and said "No wonder her husband wont sleep with her!" My aunt said "I didnt know that he wasnt sleeping with you?" I said neither did I, that was news to me. Obviouslymy mom is just ranting and saying anything that pops into her head. Question: Who owes who the apology? Let me just add. The message I left for her was meant as a joke, but I was hoping it would remind her that I didnt want her sending me text messages. Her laughing at it, that just looked to me like she didn't care about my feelings and was going to do what she wanted to do anyways. It is not the money (geez, I find more than that in my couch), it is the point that when you ask a friend or family member to please not do something (tell a secret, let anyone borrow something they borrowed from you, send you stupid textmessage jokes) you expect them to care enough for you to honor your wishes. That is what this came down to.