Voicemail - Any funny voicemail sayings???

Any funny voicemail sayings???

i want a new voicemail saying ....any funny ideas??

i like the ones where it's like hey! .... how's it going? ...not much, kind of hanging out, and then you say you probably think that your talking to me but this is my voicemail, leave a message. make them think your actually talking to them
my vm is this "hello..what's that? uh huh..yeah...well, I can't hear you..so leave a message.." hahahah
Maybe you can do it like.. "Welcome to Macdonald's Delivery Service. Our operator is currently busy at the moment, please leave your message after the tone." *beep*
you can have mine "All my bros leave a message, all my hoez dont bother." :P