Voicemail

Funny math voicemail idea?

Can anybody give me some funny (clean) ideas for a math-related voicemail recording message?

Public Comments

1. I'm probably not at home, or not wanting to answer the phone, most probably the latter, according to my latest calculations. Supposing that the universe doesn't end in the next 30 seconds, the odds of which I'm still trying to calculate, you can leave your name, phone number, and message, and I'll probably phone you back. So far the probability of that is about 0.645. Have a nice day.
2. You Have Reached "Name" at this variable in time I'm am not available; please leave your Data and a Prime number you can be reached at. I will return your call as soon ad I calculate E=MC(2)...