Voicemail

Do you know any sarcastic voicemail greetings?

I got my first cell phone for Christmas and I'm trying to think of something to record for my voicemail greeting. I'm a really sarcastic person and I've come up with a few things but I don't think they're that great. Can you help me with this?

Public Comments

1. I got my first cell phone too um no I dont know any sorry
2. You can always do the classic, "Hello? (pause) Who is this? (pause) I can't hear you! (pause) Oh, just kidding, you've reached my voicemail."
3. Hi you've reached my voice-mail. I could probably answer my cell phone right now, but I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, that someone is you.