Voicemail

What are some funny voicemail greetings you've heard/had?

I need to change mine, lol. I`ve had it forever.

Public Comments

1. Hello. At the tone blow me.
2. "Hi this is Shannen. I'm in the process of throwing out the dead wood. Leave your message, and if I return it, you're not part of the dead wood!"
3. My friend's last name is Short. So hers says, "Hello. You have reached a pair of shorts..." It's cute.
4. My brother had a clip of Chris Farley on his answering machine that was from Tommy Boy when he is in the hotel and screams "GO AWAY LET ME SLEEP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!" It was funny!
5. Hello.....hello? I can't hear anything you are saying. Oh well. Leave me a message and I will call you back. Bye.
6. "You've reached "BVD" the family not the underwear" (Billy, Veronica and Delaine)
7. "Hello?".....( pretend like you are waiting for them to answer and pause.) "Ummm... oh that's right, im not here right now but when i get a chance ill call you back".....LOL
8. a friend created one at getabuz.com that said "sorry we can't come to the phone right now, but we'll call you when we're done". in the background it had sounds of you-can-guess-what.