Voicemail

What's a funny voicemail?

♥ hey peoples i am trying to figure out what i want to say on my voicemail on my cell phone i dont want to just be plain like " hey leave a message and i'll call you back" i want something funny that my friends dont already have! lol ♥ can you help? i need something without cusing and stuff because im 14 and i cant have that kind of stuff on my voicemail!

Public Comments

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2. Hi. This is [your name]: If you are the [bill you need to pay], I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a guy, You better have plenty of money. All other leave a message and I'll get back to you later!