Voicemail

What are some funny and clever things to say on your cell phone's voicemail?

Like instead of saying hey this is so and so please leave a message...bye....what else can i say to make it seem more fun?

Public Comments

1. Like mine... simple LOL: Hey it's me you know what to do... bye!
2. well, a bunch of people i know do this already but: you say like "Hello?" like you just answered the phone and then you say like "Sorry, I'm not here right now. leave a message! Okay, Bye!" .......
3. I say "arghh i'm a pirate leave me a message"
4. I've done this for a friend before, instead of your voice, have your best friend record her voice for the greeting. My brother has had a toilet flushing as his voice mail greeting, or a famous movie line.... Instead of sounding formal, you can just say "Hey this is (your name) leave a message!"
5. What I do is leave something sarcastic like, "Hi...You know what to do...I hope you do...don't you?" or something like that, it gets people off guard.
6. howdy partner, i'm busy heardin cattle right now, but leave a message and i get back to ya, if ya ront to.