Voicemail

Funny Voicemail Messages?

I want a new message on voice mail thats funny, like my friends is "Hi you've reached ____ i'm probably at school or doing something more important than talking to you, leave a message" So I want something funny like that "Hey you've reached __________ (funny message goes here)" So if you know a site like that or can come up with a message thats funny tell me. Sometimes in my message I say ".......I'll call you back as soon I can, which will probably be never, bye!!" Thanks!

Public Comments

1. hey you've reached steph....im not answering your call because you're a dork. leave a message if you want but it doesnt really matter. i know its you calling..... i have caller ID. so i probably wont call you back anyway. bye. or just say "hello? hellloooo?? i cant hear you! what?" (they will be soo confused.) but i dont recommend that if its the number where a job or school might call you. it will be unprofessional.