Voicemail

Funny things to say on your voicemail besides "leave a message and I'll call you back"?

Public Comments

1. WHAT DONT YOU GET!
2. my brothers, i think it's lame, but he says to write it down.. it goes like this.. Hey, it's (your name), i didn't pick up my phone, because i am standing right behind you, anyways, leave a message and ill call you back, bye haa, yeah, not that great :p
3. ok so say: "hey" [then pause for a minute to let them say hey back] [then say] "whats up?" [then like 2 seconds after you say whats up say] "GOTCHAAAA!" my friends voicemail was like like that and i fell for it. it was so funny.
4. I say goofy stuff like "Hello, Hello, I can't hear you speak up." I used to have the Song "you can't always get what you want" to play instead telling people to leave a message.
5. "Hey it (name) and--you know what, can i be honest? I am sitting on my couch right now most likly watching american idol. So really, dont bother leaving a message cause frankly i dont give a damn."
6. hi, if this is my parents I am at church. If this my teacher,i am studying, if I owe you money, I mailed you a check today. so leave a message BUT.. if this is my bff or bf just say you name and I will pick up immediatly. thanks.
7. Have yourself in the back round saying "help" "help" and someone else saying "sorry ___ can't come to the phone right now shes all tied up, leave a message"
8. My boyfriend's voice mail rick-rolled anyone who called him for several months. It made him very happy, but got annoying after a while.
9. "You know the drill."  BEEEEEP
10. Hello, this is (your name here). I'm not home right now, but I can take a message. Hang on a second while I get a pencil. (Open a drawer and shuffle stuff around.) OK, what would you like me to tell me?
11. "hey" [then pause for a minute to let them say hey back] [then say] "whats up?" [then like 2 seconds after you say whats up say] "GOTCHAAAA!" THEN start yelling help me, help me and then go bleep Then say ______ cant come to the phone, she is all tied up OR Hi, Im not picking up the phone because I know its you! OR (In a fake accent) ello. ello. ellooo!!! my name __________ <---(fake name) and I am no heeeeeeeeeeeeere Please leave a meesaaaaaaaaaaaaaaageeeeeeeeee I found this hilarious
12. Ummm my voicemail on my cell phone goes: Hey it's Emma. You know the drill so I'm not gonna bother telling you. *beep* EDIT: I like bfhwm50's idea! Lmao.
13. hello?? then wait for two seconds and say i got you! my cousin has it as his and it gets me EVERY time. its so embarrassing.
14. Do this: Hey! {{Pause}} Whats up? {{Pause}} Cool Haha. Gotcha! Now I'll call you back when you AREN'T talking to my voicemail!
15. what d'ya want!?! lol