Voicemail

Funny things you can say for your voicemail?

What are some funny things you can say for your voicemail? besides the acting like your talking to the person?

Public Comments

1. you can act like you are really picking up the phone and talking to the person...gets them everytime...start like: hello, who's this..hold on...so whats-up..or you can do it any way you want..but it's funny!!
2. Something like... You: Hello? (wait a few seconds for the person to answer) You: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I was expecting you to call. If only you called when I was here! (laugh) Leave a message after the beep! And your phone number 'cause I wasn't expecting you to call actually.