Voicemail

Help! Voice mail ideas?!?

Well, I've been selected as a Thespian Inductee for my high school (A drama honor society) and by tradition, we get to go through hell week. Each inductee was given several tasks to do throughout the week. One of mine is to call the same girl once every day of next week, and leave her a different and funny voicemail on her phone. Does anyone have any creative ideas as to what I could do? Please help! And ideas are great! :)

Public Comments

1. "you will die in seven days..... "(in a dark croaky, raspy, scary voice!) dat'l scare da life out of her!!!
2. Find some jokes and say it in a different accent each day... like Monday Irish, Tuesday Chinese, Wednesday Indian, Thursday French, Friday Spanish, Saturday British, Sunday Russian, or something. *** Im not trying to be racist Im just trying to give some ideas*** but yeah find some corny jokes on the internet. If you can do a long one, do TENJOOBERRYMUDS. look it up its hilarious.