Voicemail - what are some funny things to use as your voicemail?

what are some funny things to use as your voicemail?

I want to change my voicemail greeting. What does yours say? :P and any ideas would be nice. :P

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Just say hello like you usually would. Then wait like three seconds and say it again, and then say your going to hang up. Then it'll go to your message machine, heehee.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoN6gyS-A10
Hi, it's (your name here)! Just kidding, I'm not home!
Mine's... Hello? (pause) Oh hi!! (pause) Yeah, I'm doing good! (pause) No, how about you? (Pause) Well, I have to go now, sorry...(pause) See you! (Pause) Oh yeah! Just to let you know, you're talking to my voice mail...Bye!
mine says "hello"...*waits for 15 seconds* "i am busy and that is why i can't answer your call. please leave your message after the beep."beep
a lot of people i know do that hello.... whats up..... LEAVE A MESSAGE thing and it gets me every time.
"Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run For The Cure. This is Pam."
im like "hey whats up" and then long pause (for them to think there talking to me) then "yeah, oh i got to go call back later" (short pause) "bye"
I like to pretend that I am the devil and I am punishing my victims while leaving my outgoing message. It's quite fun.
Well, mine is I answer like I'm there "Hi, this is julia, pause sorry I'm not really here please leave me a message." The background is really noisy too at the end me and my friend chuckle. I get lots of grief for this. Or if you want to be gross burp or fart in your phone, just kidding Maybe do it in a funny accent. Like a gay guy, or snitch. I hope that helped
"hello" (pause) "oh wats up?" (pause) "call me back" hang up and the person would be like wtf!!!
(pause every now and then between word phrases,"helloo?---oh hey! really? uh huh... yeaaaaa.. really? i know one time when i was at the store and they were out of jello and so i had to get chocolate pudding! oh yea.. well it was nice talking to you i have to go but you can leave a message for me when you hear the beep so maybe then we can have a REAL conversation! bye leave a mesage-- BEEEP!" wheever i call my friend she has this one and every single time i actually have like a whole conversation with nobody before i realize that its just the mesage machine and i laugh my butt off and feel like a retard.. haha and with this they will start telling you about something and they will be totally suprised whne you start talking about some totally random subject..like pretend that your friend was telling you about how they met this really cool guy at school and then you start twlling them about jello and pudding.. i mean what is that!? hahaha it would be totally hilarious! and then they will laugh their butts off.. and then your message that you get will be even better because you will know that you made someones day a little happier! haha.. btw you dont have to use the jello thing it was just my randomness thinking of stuff.. haha.. HAVE FUN! or you can do this thing where you go "hello?! (lots of noise in the background not too much tho) helllo!!!?? are you ther!!!???? hello!?? sorry i cant hear you im gunna have to talk to you later but leave me a message! BEEEEP!!" this one is pretty great too because they get all frustrated and then they laugh because they realize that it was just because it was a message machine.. hint dont do the ones where you play a song forever because then if they are in a hurry they will just be like omg this is sooo stupid whatever .. and hang up and then you will never get to hear what they wanted to say because it wastes too much time. i dont like those ones that much. it feels too much like being put on hold for no reason.. :D