Voicemail

POLL: What is a funny voicemail you have heard?

This will be interesting :)

Public Comments

1. "Noob."
2. Ring a ring of roses, a pocketfull of posies, atishoo, atishoo, all fall down
3. I'm sorry I acted immatureeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Followed by the text: I always feel gay apologizing. Mature, right?
4. my friend sweets he'll belike talking to the person about their day then hell yell "You've got PUNKED!" like and you would never know it was his voicemail!
5. "Hello you've reached ____ if you are a telemarketer, collections agency, or other nuisance... HANG UP NOW..."
6. My cell phone's voice mail message used to be "ooh! I get to make a clever message! Yeah, but I can't think of one so, leave a name, number and pity message at the beep. Awww."
7. Hello. We got this machine to screen our calls. If we did not call you back, you were screened.
8. this is a voicemail from one of my cousins to me: ''pick up. i need you. my toilet wont flush.'' its not really funny, but there is an inside joke to that which made me laugh hysterically
9. If u want to leave a message, then wait for the beep. If u want to not leave a message, press 1. If u called for no apparent reason, then i advise you to see a psychiatrist. and if your STILL listening, then go get a life!*beep* lol. :)
10. *in a hill billy voice* "uhh...yea...i'm here to see if ya was interested in buying some of this here tomato sauce. I perfer the original but ....oh wait...hold on...sorry i got ta go...it's time to wax my wife's back."
11. my friend dan has one that says, hello! how are you? nd then u start talking nd its so annoying when u hear that beep nd realise u've been tricked =P