Voicemail - What is a funny voicemail?

What is a funny voicemail?

Me and my best friend do eachother's voice mail, but we're running out of funny ideas. Right now it's, "OH SNAP, she missed your call. Dang, she must haaaaate you. Well, don't leave a message. Unless she doesn't hate you. Bye!" any suggestions?

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my girlfreind was talking: uhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhh ur so fuc.k.i.ng sxc u tool. fuc.k me fuc.k me now! uhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhh *humps chair*
i like that one. how about "HEY I missed your call, sucks for you." -hang up-
umm "she's not picking up because she obviously's on the phone with me so leave her a message!"
I put never gonna give you up as my answer machine, so everyone who called me got rickrolled. "Welcome to the suicide hotline, at the end of the tone, the phone will explode, sending burning chunks of metal and plastic deep into your brain." "We're sorry, but the number you have reached is imaginary. Please hang up, rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again"
Say....here comes (insert friend's name here)'s beep. Hopefully you know what to do xD Or... Hello? Hello? Are you there? Just kidding...this is (instert name here's) voicemail, so leave a message. suckaaaaa!!!!!!!!! ^^^That one tricks people thinking they answered the phonexD
My brother's is: "Hey! ........ What's up? ........... Cool. ............ Hey, this is my voicemail. Leave a message and I'll call you back." lol! He gets me all the time! I always think it's him talking.
This one is mine-- "You have reached an imaginary number. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again." Or try this website for more. http://www.creativevoicemailmessages.com/
sing some song(: its annoying!
If you're a House fan use some of his messages. Like these ones for example: (In bored voice) "I'm not here. Leave a message". Or (in false happy, sarcastic voice) "This is (insert name here's) house of whining. Please state your complaint.
A while ago my friend had this trick voice mail, in the voice mail I thought it was him talking the voice mail was like this "yo whats up...(pause) i cant hear you(pause) WHAT???(pause)...nah im just playin this is a message..call me back"