Voicemail

What are some funny voicemail greetings....?

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1. My mom used to have "You know who you've reached and you know what to do after the beep." on our answering machine. I thought it was pretty funny.
2. say all of your info really, really fast and at the end in a very slow voice, say "and remember, speak slowly"
3. "Hi, I'm not answering my phone...WOW I must really not like you!"
4. my friends dad has a really deep voice, so on their voice mail he says the following: 'You know the Drill. You have 30 seconds'. Its the creepiest thing ever, but so funny at the same time. Also say: "Hello..(pause)....Hello?...(pause)... oh hi, sorry i couldn't hear very well, how are you?...(pause)...hahaha well you know what?, i'm not here right now, so just leave me a message, kay?"* You have to leave room for them to respond cause they think you are actually answering the phone, the more you make it sound normal, the more times they will fall for it...the best part is when they get so used to it that when you actually answer the phone they 'are smart and dont fall for it', and then realize it really is you. lol *gets them every time haha
5. Say "hello?...." like you would when you normally answer the phone, then wait 5 sec so they start talking to no one and start saying "Ha i got you.." or something of the sort.
6. Say "Oh hey Its you!" .... "How are you!?" ...... "Oh really!? Me too!" ..... "Well leave a message after the beep!" It also keeps prank callers away because they don't get Its so they think you know them.