Voicemail

What are some clever voicemail greetings?

i want something short but clever

Public Comments

1. (you can do this with a friend, bf/gf, or whatever). Hello. I am currently doing it up and down while my friend/bf/whatever prefers to do it back and forth. So once we finish brushing our teeth, I'll get to your message. :). Or you could do the whole cliche "hello.......hey whats up?.......cool cool. Well anyways, leave a message at the beep"
2. Here comes the beep, hope you know what to do with it. - in a really sarcastic tone itll be funny
3. The best one I ever heard was "Hey!! You know what ta do" , in a Jersey accent. I like to let the caller know they have the right number, though.
4. Believe it or not, George isn't at home. Please leave a message at the beep. I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone. Where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caoYdiq3kak