Voicemail

Good voicemail greetings?

I'm looking to change my voicemail on my cell phone and I want something that's clever and funny ! Thanksss!

Public Comments

1. Hello? Hello? Hello???? ha just kidding im not here right now leave a message
2. Mine says "I'm not here... you know what to do!"
3. heres one. hey baby. i wanna get together to night and just eat some whip cream. LOL only in my head it funny. jk hello u reached the desk phone of ___(name)land if u want to speak with me call again if u want to sprinkle fairy dust on me ask tinkerbell for the good stuff hello.------what did say?....say it louder!!!......did you just say cummmmm?! but look up good SNL jokes...they work ANYWHERE
4. Hello? Hello? Who is this? Huh? Who do you think you are huh? Calling Me? Go and get a life! And leave a message! Don't call back! :P ..x