Voicemail

Clever/Funny voicemail greetings?

Hi. My mom just got married in June and she wants me to change the voicemail. She also said to make it something clever and funny. I thought about useing "hi. You've reached _________. Here comes the beep. Hope you know what to do with it." from Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, but we've already used that one. Got any good ideas for clever and funny voicemail greetings?

Public Comments

1. Hi, We're not in right now to take your call, If you would like to leave a message please press #, press 3 then dial your name, then press 6 then dial your number, then press * then 69, ask for extension 4443 then leave your name and message. If you would like to leave your number enter the time you called please press * twice, bark like a dog, spin in a circle, press 1 26 times, then wait for the beep. its voicemail HELL! haha! also here's another one... "hi, you've reached ______. i'm not here right now because.. I'M STANDING RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
2. Mine is a song, and people call my phone just to listen to the voicemail. Here is one I thought of right now You called hoping to talk to me But I did not answer my phone I will listen to you gladly When you leave a message after the tone. Or you could talk in an accent or do a celebrity impersonation OR you could be screaming and panting in the phone like someone is attacking you "Aaaahhhhhhhhhh! NO, PLEASE, DON'T HANG UP! I BEG YOU! JUST LEAVE A MESSAGE,THAT IS ALL I ASK. NO STAY AWAY FROM ME!" You could even play the villain "hello, sorry __________ couldn't answer the phone, but we have some unfinished business to take care of. You can leave a message, but there is no guarantee she will live to listen to it! MWAAHAHAHA!!!!" I hope I ahve helped!