Voicemail

any1 have some good ideas for a funny voicemail message?

i always have a funny voicemail on my phone but i need some more ideas. 10 pts to the funniest and ill probably use it :) thnx!

Public Comments

1. Say 'hello'... and pause, before laughing at the caller for thinking you had really answered the phone!
2. I know a guy that put the number out of service message on his recorder. People that didn't know him would hang up and phone solicitors would take him off their list. Friends would wait for the beep. I knew another guy that did a routine with his wife. She started the recording by saying hello. Then he said away from the phone. "Tell them, I am not here." and she said "What?" "Tell them I am not here." They argued for about 15 seconds and then she said, "We're not here leave a message. (beep) All the time the person who made the call thought they were home of course and the person was trying to get a word in edgewise, Another is to answer the phone, "Sergeant Buchanan, homicide.......they won't answer...so you repeat Sergeant Buchanan who is there?.............Leave a message.
3. Here's 1 i used when i was like 16. I loved it but my parents didn't haha. Use a local radio station for example mine was " Q101 your on the air" and thats it. Say it just like a dj would clear and quick lol. If your friends have a sense of humor it's perfect...