Voicemail

Funny voicemail ideas? Something original please..?

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1. Hello, this is [insert your name here], please leave a message after the death metal (then play ~10 seconds of death metal).
2. Sorry we can't get to the phone right now, but if you leave your credit card type, number and expiration date ; we will have a wonderful vacation.
3. My son sometimes puts on a message that actually has me thinking I'm talking to him. He'll start out with "Hello? How ya doing? It's nice to hear from you. Oh, by the way, in case you haven't guessed, you're talking to my voice mail." Gets me every time.