Voicemail

What are some funny voicemail greetings I can use?

I want something completely funny to use on my phone.

Public Comments

1. You can try tricking the person. I did that on mine. When I didn't Awnser my voicemail was me saying Hello. So alot of people got mad at me for that...
2. Believe it or not ______ isn't at home please leave a message at the beep I must be out or i'd pick up my phone Where could I be? Believe it or not i'm not hooooome.
3. you can just make up something with your friends like say something completely anoying
4. This is you-know who. We are you-know-where. Leave your you-know-what you-know-when. Hi. I'm probably home. I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you. just a couple
5. joan has a great one.....the one i use is....if its an emergency you have the wrong number
6. Since your name is Barbie, I would sample a line or two from "I'm your Barbie Girl by Aqua"! Shows you have a real good sense of humor!
7. We're sorry, but the number you dialed is disconnected or no longer in service... (Beep !) The number you have reached, 555-555-5555, has been changed. The new number is 555-555-5555. (Yes, same number.) Please make a note of it......