Voicemail

Anyone have any cool voicemail greetings I can record on my cell phone?

Something funny or witty and original.

Public Comments

1. Hey, this is (your name here). If you don't know what to do by now, hang up. I laugh at this one everytime. My friend uses that as his voicemail.
2. Mine is simple...when I call people, I HATE long voicemail greetings...it's wastes my time... so, mine says simply "Hi...you've reached (my name), you know what to do"...
3. Hi! Bob's voicemail is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets. Hi, this is Bob's answering machine. He's not here, but I'm open to suggestions. Hello, this is Death. I am not in right now, but if you leave your name and number, I’ll be right with you. Greetings, you have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know how you are and what you want, so at the sound of the tone, please hang up. Hi, you've reached Bob. I can't get to the phone right now so leave me your name and credit card number and I will never call you back.
4. for a cool voicemail greeting, pick one of your favorite songs or artists to play in the background, then say something funny related to the song. for example, you could choose Amy Winehouse's Rehab and say something like "hi, this is .... I'm in rehab right now but I'll call you back when i'm cured". you can create a greeting like this on sites like getabuz.com