Voicemail

depressing voicemail greetings?

OKAY does anybody know any like really good depressing voicemail greetings if not.... do you kno any insane ones? -thanks

Public Comments

1. I hate stalkers, stop calling me! well guess your just going to leave a message anyway, do I even have to tell you after the beep thing?
2. "don't lie, the government hates competition. leave a message after the beep."
3. WHAT DO YOU WANT?!! Leave a message ...or NOT! I have caller ID. I know who your are. That's why I'm not answering. So, leave a message. ...Ya never know, I might actually call back.