Voicemail

Stupid voicemail greetings?

Have you ever called someone and you didn't realize that their answering machine picked up and therefore, you reply to the answering machine and finally realize it was not the actual person you were just having a conversation with, but their voice greeting? If so, did you leave them a sassy message? What was that message? Or could you give me some cleaver messages to leave in the future.

Public Comments

1. Yeah one time I called a friend and his answer machine was "Hello *pauses 10 seconds* Haha you fell for it, retard, leave a message"
2. well my friends goes "Hello this is shelby, i am a retard" and i was like "well i would not say that, you are just not trying hard enou...." and she picked up and laughed at me...