Voicemail

clever voicemail greetings?

gimme the best a got!! i need a hilarious one...

Public Comments

1. how about.. Wayyyyy to busy to talk to you....i have better things to do ????srry im really bad at these....wish you luck!!!
2. hi.. i am just giving my style of voice mail..hope you like it... you ve reached my stupid mail box..leave your biological name and number so that i never call u back...thankyou for disturbing me weirdo...have a good day.. or in a petite way.. hi youve reached my hot mailbox...leave your name and number and i'll call u as i please.. i hope this is ok
3. I'm at the morgue looking for dates. Leave me a message. If this is a telemarketer, leave me your phone number and I'll call back during your dinner. At the sound of the beep, you'll be cut off. If this is my parole officer, that wasn't me you saw at the bar last night. Oh...yes ...yes ...OH, yeah baby, ...YEAH ...wait, I think you may be laying on the record button. Tengo mucho queso en mis pantelones. Deme un mensaje. *********************************************** Hello. Hello? HELLO-O-O-O-O! Is anybody there? ...Maybe it was the front door. (in a whisper) Hi. You don't know how glad I am you called ...how glad I am anybody called. ...Listen, I ...I ...I think somebody is downstairs! Please, you gotta help m... ...AAAAAAAAAH!!! Hi. Who is this? ...George Clooney? I thought I told you it was all over between us? ...Truly, that is sad, but you will just have to find a way to live without me. Bye, bye. Yep, it's me. Now you go. Well, well, well. It's so nice to hear from you. When did you get out of prison?
4. I'm not present presently so present your case and get back to you when I'm back I'm in and out off and on but I often check in to check out who called so get whats on your mind off your chest and fill me in on it on it. This is (phone number) this is a machine you know the rest. This is ____ please leave a message when you are done recording after you leave a You've done something when you hear something do something else when you are done doing something else put down the thing your holding.