Voicemail

What are sum funny greetings for my cell phone?

I want to have a funny greeting for my cell NOT a voicemail greeting. Like when you open ur phone it says hi or whatever. It aas to be short like 14 letters! (I hate that!) nuthing inappropropriate tho

Public Comments

1. $$$$$$$$
2. supaman that hoe!
3. fart noises.
4. My name? Forgot! OR something is indescribable=already described OR I love me...I think! OR I thought I owned this cell!
5. that black baby that goes you got message i said you got a message hoe