Voicemail

Funny Voicemail greetings??????

Okay people...give me some funny voicemail greetings I can put on my phone. I'm 26 and married with kids so it can't be utterly ridiculous but I have a great sense of humor and want something good on there, so help me out....ouh-lease??? :o)

Public Comments

1. my favorite is when you say: "hello?........hello?" like you can't hear who's on the other end, and then wait a few seconds. then go into the rest about how you aren't there, blah blah blah. I had my voicemail msg. like that for a long time, and it was hilarious b/c people would hear the fist hello, and think I was really answering the phone.
2. Hello you are listening to the only known recording made by me (insert name) You may not download. Im out doing something much more interesting than waiting for the phone to ring. Now why dont you make my day and leave a message
3. Hello you have reached the (last name) residence. if you know your party's extension please press 1. If youre calling to make a donation please press 2. If you are calling to report a problem with your marriage, job, or children please press 3. For all others please leave a message and one of the (last name) representatives will contact you with in the next 24 hours.
4. :-)