Voicemail - funny voicemail?

funny voicemail?

I dont wat a long one. I just wantone to make people be like "what"?! So something like let me see your weiner. haha but something more appropriate since my family will be calling

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GET A FAMOUS PERSONS VOICE OFF SOME WEBSITE TO SAY SOMETHING WEIRD
Leave a message and I'll call you back if I feel like it. Lol I had that on my voicemail once... My grandma got really offended so I changed it though. =/
record the favorite scene of your fav movie
hey it (name) and i can't get to the phone So leave your name and number after the tone.
Mine is Hey it's Brittany...I DON'T KNOW!? and then laughing. Because I didn't know what to say lol. Just say something really random. Once I was recording it and my friend was in the background and she was like "I THINK I BROKE MY LEG" so I kept it because it was so funny. Make a message while people are speaking in the background and see what you get :) Have funn
hello...................................... ha did i get ya so sorry i missed your and u kno the drill
Burger King Home Of The Whopper, What's Your Beef? Well, Whatever It Is, Leave A Message. haha thats mine :D i stole it from fresh prince of bel-air(my fave show)
I was watching friends today and Ross made one for himself, Joey, and Chandler. "(boom boom clap, boom boom clap) We will, we will, CALL YOU BACK!" Ha...I thought it was funny.
My cousin had a voicemail that sounded like he had just woke up. He was talking all sleepy and was staying stuff like "whos this" state your name "Who?" state your name again "oh hey whats up" start talking. "Just kidding! Leave your name and number and I'll call you back".
it should be like you are actually answering the pone to trick the person to thinking you are there. You know, like "hello? helooo? who is this? Oh hi.... hha i fooled you! leave a message after the beep. " They will be like saying hi and stuff and you won't even be there. It's really funny when i did it to mine!
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hahaha!lol! what is this wait am i talking on the phone wait am i holding it right...ahhhhhhhhhh i see a light and its on my phone. its now gone:( oh well bye!
Seinfield approach is the best. http://youtube.com/watch?v=nhhzwjt2AG0
Oh, I have a good one. Say "Hello?" when your voicemail starts, & then people will think you're actually answering, but you're not. Then keep saying "Hello, hello?" like maybe 5 times and then hang up. It makes people so mad & they don't think it's your voicemail, they think it's really you. Haha.
haha.. ok be like "hello. hello?, hold on i can't hear you, what was that?" "hey you've reached _____ i'm not hear right now so leave me a message and i will get back to you"
How bout a msg where you say hello and a couple of seconds later say something like leave a msg. I got caught by one of those voicemails, I really thought they picked up. :P
Well my friend had a voicemail who like said "Hello, Hello? I can't hear you, Speak louder" He kept talking and people actually talked but it was the voicemail, it was pretty funny
I got this one voicemail like: KAREN! (My name is Alex) HOW DARE YOU then I zoned out it was like a mother then she started making monkey noises.......... 0.o
Buddy the Elf what's your favorite color? then after they're going what the heck? you say btw I'm not even here, so leave you name and number... you know the rest
omg be like " hello?...........who is this?.,......who?........wait i can't hear you so just leave a message and i'll call you back!" LOL
Hi. This is (your name). If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn’t lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don’t worry, I have plenty of money! Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows, or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity through the office and don’t need their picture taken. They are also VERY happy with their current phone service. If you’re still with me, leave your name and number and they will get back to you. If you are a burglar calling to check, then we’re probably at home cleaning our weapons right now and can’t come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren’t home and it’s safe to leave us a message. Hi. I am probably home, I’m just avoiding someone I don’t like. Leave me a message, and if I don’t call back, it’s you. You have reached the CPX-2000 Voice Blackmail System. Your voice patterns are now being digitally encoded and stored for later use. Once this is done, our computers will be able to use the sound of YOUR voice for literally thousands of illegal and immoral purposes. There is no charge for this initial consultation. However our staff of professional extortionists will contact you in the near future to further explain the benefits of our service, and to arrange for your schedule of payment. Remember to speak clearly at the sound of the tone. Thank you. You know what I hate about answering machine messages? They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all they really need to say is, “We aren’t in, leave a message.” That’s why I’ve decided to keep mine simple and short. I pledge to you, my caller, that you will never have to suffer through another long answering machine message when you call me. Hi. Now you say something. Hello. I’m (your name)’s answering machine. What are you? Thank you for calling (your phone number). If you wish to speak to me, push 1 on your touch tone phone now. If you wish to speak to my room mate, push 2 on your touch tone phone now. If you have a wrong number, push 3 on your touch tone phone now. All of this button pushing doesn’t do anything, but it is a good way to work off anger, and it makes us feel like we have a big time phone system. I can’t come to the phone right now because I’m down in the basement printing up a fresh new batch of twenty dollar bills. If you need any money, or if you just want to check out my handiwork, please leave your name, number, and how much cash you need after the tone. If you’re from the Department of the Treasury, please ignore this message. (Noisy pick-up of phone.) Hi, I’m a burglar and I was just about to steal (your name)’s answering machine. If you give me your name and number I’ll… Uh, I’ll post it on the fridge where she’ll see it. Uh… By the way, where did you say you live? Darth Vader voice: Speak, worm! This is you-know who. We are you-know-where. Leave your you-know-what you-know-when. This is not an answering machine — this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your reason for calling and a number where I can reach you, and I’ll think about returning your call. Roses are red, violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, and so are you. The roses have wilted, the violets are dead, The sugar bowl’s empty, and so is your head. The roses stink, sorta like sheep, But leave your name, number, and message after the beep. The roses are molding, the violets are rotten, And I might call you back, if I haven’t forgotten.
well u could make it like a prank call: "Welcome to Pizza Hut, we appreciate your automatic order of three large pizzas by dialing this number, and are sending a person out to deliver it right away. Thanks and have a great day!" or you could make it like ur talking to them: "Hello?..... (then pause for a little while). Oh hey, how's it going?... (then pause.) And how do you feel about that...? (and just keep going on and on....) but here are some short ones: 1. "What is the square root of 73?" 2. "What is the name of duck's feet?" 3. "Um, like, like, like.. omigosh why don't you answer my calls anymore ? cuz it makes me feel like bad..." sry if they arent what ur looking for... i'm tired lol... good luck =]
my friends is "IF YOU CAN DREAM IT, YOU CAN DO IT". it from blades of glory. my bro's friendsis like 3 minh. he says hello, hey, oh 1 sec, my mom want me, i guna put down phone for a second, then you slightly here him talking to some one, then he comes back and says, oh sorry, what did you awant, oh my mom need em again, 1 second, talk again, come back and says uhh idk, then itgoes to voice mail
in tune for the song i miss you by miley cyrus, go to the video i missed your call, i missed your call and im still sorry but right now im not here so i'll call you later.... i miss you!!!!!!!!! haha its hilarious but you have to sing it