Voicemail - What is a cool, funny, voicemail that I could use?

What is a cool, funny, voicemail that I could use?

My voicemail is RETARDED!!! Its like this"Hey Its Alana, sorry i cant get to the phone right now so plz leave your name and number and ill get back to u as soon as i can. Thx Bye" Its so normal i hate it. I really need to no like a new voice mail thats either funny, or cool. Or atleast give me a site that gives you that info! HELP ME!!!xoxo Alana

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I would go with a site that will ring all of your phone numbers at once. It gives you a ton of options check it out.
Do what you do.......short and sweet
make it sound like its you actually talking and having a conversation. my cousin did that and it sounded hella real until it beeped and I was still talking.
Say this: Hello? Helloooo? Helllloooooooooo? haha just kidding, its alana leave me a message after the beep, peace!
Contact your service provider and inquire about their "answer tones." Answer tones is the word to use. I have Cingular, and it is like .99 cents per month and 1.99 for whichever answer tone I get.
you could pretend like its you answering the phone and hold a conversation... and then let them know its really a recording and to leave a voicemail!... as old as that trick is you will always have someone fall for it... promise!
I have a kids toy, that looks like a micro-phone, it is plastic, but when you speak into it..you sound like you are in a deep well...it drove a lot of people nuts....the helum ballons will make your voice sound real funny too!! try voice mail.com
My friend's voicemail always says: Hello? Who is this? Oh, what you want to talk about? PSYCH, you have been officially pshyched by [his name]. Or my other friend's voicemail says: Have you ordered my burrito yet from Taco Bell? what you didnt!? then leave a message after the beep...
I'm so sorry that when you phoned, nobody here was at home, leave your number at the sound of the tone , and we'll call you when we get home. or Wait for the tone and talk to the phone
HAHA, I've been wanting to experiment with something like this: Me: "Hello?" <pause - 2 seconds> "Oh hey! What's up?" <pause 3 seconds> "Cool, very cool. Well hey, not to be rude or anything, but I have to tell you something real quick." <pause 2 seconds> "You're a moron." <pause 2 seconds> "Yeah, this is my voicemail. FOOLED YOU! Haha, leave a message chump!"