Voicemail

Anyone know any funny ideas for a voicemail?

I don't want to do the boring, "I can't come to the phone so leave a message." thing. Anyone know any funny or creative ones?

Public Comments

1. loud farts
2. theres a ton of hilarious ones here :] http://www.creativevoicemailmessages.com/vm/funny1.htm
3. funny voicemails.com theres a ton of them
4. its kinda old but you say hello? Hello? oh sorry im not here leave a message.. gets em' everytime
5. Do Sumthing Like Whats up..then pause so the caller can think u actually answered! & then have them talking 2 theirselves thats hilarious!!!!!!!
6. have someone else be your secretary.
7. either say the message and then make your own beep... wait like a minute the say "just kidding just kidding that wasnt it ok now seriously leave a mesage... beep... JUST KIDDING go ahead now" or be like, hello.... whats up... just playin im not here, you must feel like a real retard huh? hahaha now leave a motha ****in message... BYE!!!