Voicemail

Funny voicemail message. Anyone have a good one?

I'm really tired of the whole "Hey this is ______ sorry I can't answer my phone right now...." B.S. I've used the whole 'pretend to have a convo' thing a thousand times. No one falls for it anymore. So, I need something to keep people laughing... Any suggestions?

Public Comments

1. Hi this is Jack's phone, he left me in the car again, but as soon as he gets back I'll let him know you called. Don't worry about me he left the window open a crack (or if its cold, he left me under a blanket)
2. check this link...many funny ideas :) hope i helped.. http://www.phonelosers.org/answering_machines/