Voicemail

What is a cute/funny thing to record on your voicemail?

EX: "hey it's **** I'm playing hide-and-seek with my phone right now! But leave me a message and I'll call you back later."

Public Comments

1. George Costanza's "I'm not at home" theme.
2. Actually, that's very lame. Just do a normal message!
3. I like "recorded outgoing message".
4. I currentyl have Hello?? Hold on I cant hear you.... What??? Wait!! Youve reached my voicemail, call me back lata or leave a message...lol I know im sooo corny, but I cant help it I get my mom and dad everytime!! he he
5. You can get a local DJ to do your voice mail.
6. hello......hello......hey talk to my machine and leave a message
7. Hey Its (NAME) My phone is hiding on me unless you want to help leave a message!
8. Having a child repeating after you is always cute!
9. When you start recording say "Hello?" like your answering your phone then wait a few seconds (the person will start talking because they think it's really you) then say "I'm not here right now silly, leave a message!"
10. Make it sound like you answered and then people will start talking as if you were there but you arent. Then says omething about them talking to themselves and beep!
11. i just say, (heyy its **** i'm not available so leave one and il get back) and add a little music in the beginning.
12. Hello? Hellloo... Hold on a second, let me get off the other line. (pause) Hey you still there? Don't you hate answering machines?? Can't answer the phone right now. Leave your name and number
13. aww...i love your example anyways..... what my friends do is they start and pretend to talk to you and itll go hey! and you'll start to talk and then thye say whats up? and then they'll say something like oh i have news for you!..... im not here right now leave a message after the beep :]
14. mine says, I can't come to the phone now, so if, well, actually, I can come to the phone now, I mean, like, I'm at the phone now, recording this message, but I'm doing this now, while you're listening to it later, except for you I guess it's now, like, when you're listening to it ... now I'm confused ... leave a message and I'll explain later. But I used to have it as Hi! Saffy's answering machine is broken. This is her refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.