Voicemail

What should my voicemail say when other people call me (something funny!)?

I want a funny answering machine message for my cell, think of any???

Public Comments

1. I use"You have reached ___ , For service in English press one now For service in French call someone else...I don't speak french"
2. i always said something like leave me a message...just do it like nike! or leave your message after the beep...beep! haha just kidding or have a fantabulous day
3. how about: "I was looking for something funny to say on my voicemail and this is the best thing I could come up with, so leave a message and I'll get back to you"
4. so this... HELLO? WHO IS THIS? (PAUSE) OH WELL GUESS WHAT? (pAUSE) I AM NOT HERE SO LEAVE A MESSAGE... lolz so act like your on the phone but your really not thats my voice mail and i get ppl like that all the time lolz