Voicemail

Whats a funny voicemail message.?

Or something that i can record like on the internet like http://www.freefonefun.co.uk/ff/voicemail/15.mp3 i trying to find more of something that i can record

Public Comments

1. A classic is the George Costanza message from Seinfeld. "Believe it or not, (Your Name) isn't at home, please leave a message at the beep, I must be out, or maybe I'm gone, where could I be? Believe it or not I'm not home"-- google it
2. Hello. Hello. HELLO! Hellooooooo! (make sure the background doesn't give away the fact that it's your recorded voice.) People will be talking to themselves. LOL
3. be like hey! wuts up?! huh? i cant hear u talk louder! I DONT GET IT?! hurry up im running outa time, if ur not gonna b serious the shutup, im in a hurry! then be like hahah IDIOT im not here rite now, u were just talking to urself.....luser!