Voicemail - What would be a funny thing for me to have as my voicemail?

What would be a funny thing for me to have as my voicemail?

i've already done the one where u keep saying hello but i want something clever..any suggestions?

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The George Costanza singing answering machine from "Seinfeld"
my little sister talks about how much she likes whip cream the whole time and the shes like oh yeah...and leave a message. but she is like 12.lol
a burp
when you go hello? ohh hi what's up and the person who called u thinks you actually answered the phone so he or she starts talking to you. there is a pause then the message says i'm not here leave a message. it's funny and works EVERY time! people get super confused and think that you actually picked up the phone and are talking to you.
hahaha i dont know if this is the one you alreadi did, but you can fool people by going "Hello? Whos this? yeah, I don't think I know you. Just kidding!" and then be like leave a message foo. i have it as my message and people always leave me messages that it confused them
"Hey kids this is Mad Mike at mad mikes toy shop, if you can dream it, you can do it!" OR "Hey your lucky caller number 7, whats your name?"
the grudge thingy . when she makes that choking like sound . =] smart right ?, i think that would be funny .
i hat e the one that keeps sayin hello, try saying you left the country but can be reached if they leave a really cool message
Ok so i had this one that found online one time dont remember where but it said something like, to leave a message press 1 then press 9 then press( and it just keeps on going like that) and bark like a dog spin 3 times. something like that cant remember anymore
Hello Miss Alyss is not at home right now... I know it's hard to believe, but it's true... Call me back because right now, I am not at home.
Maybe try something like recording a favorite song you have...that would be unique!
I agree with the george canstanza recording! hilarious. also -- go to ebaumsworld.com and go to the prank screen boards..and they have robert deniro, al pachino, arnold schwartznegger.etc. I used to have robert deniros voice on mine. . it was hilarious.
answer in swhahili
Well you should try this Hello you have reached soinso, leave a message and I will have a decision to make later.
(insert name here) can't get to phone! so leave a message after the tone! haha that's all i got
my friend had me fake the message people hear when your phones dissconnected. people really bought it
hello?(wait a moment)why are you calling?! wait then say: just kidding(or whatever) you've reached_____ leave a message after the beep it always gets people!
say hey and then wait a little and then say just kidding and then say please leave a message after the beep.... or say this voice box will explode in 5...4...3....2...1 if you dont leave a message
Sorry i went to the grocery store to ask the manager for a glass of milk but he said we dont sell glasses here. Its funny and cute i've used it and my friends laughed do it in a funny tone. Hope i helped!
say" hello. . . who is this. . . you're gonna have to speak up. . . I CANT HEAR YOU. . . that's prolly cause this is my voicemail. . GOTCHA!"
Say, Like Hello, this is yournamehere im sorry that I missed your call but im currently in Hawai on vaction.So aloha
Hello, who is this..... oh you! Why are you calling me? I thought I told you not to ever call again! But anyway leave a message after the beep.
You should bye one of those voice recorder things and what I would think would be funny is saying hey I just learned a new word it is **** lol
Hello. I'm available right now but cannot find the phone. Please leave a message and I will call you up as soon as I find it. ______ The President is not in his office at this time. Please leave your name, phone number, the name of the country you wish to invade, and the secret password. _____ Hi, this is Bob. If you're part of the problem, hang up now. If you're part of the solution, leave a message. _______ Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us. _____________ We're sorry, but the number you dialed is disconnected or no longer in service... _________ The number you have reached, 555-555-5555, has been changed. The new number is 555-555-5555. (Yes, same number.) Please make a note of it. ____________________ Hello. (Pause.) Hello? (Pause.) Hello! (Pause.) No, it doesn't look as if I'm in right now. Maybe you should leave a message or call me back later. _______________________________ Hi. I'm probably home. I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you. _______________________ Hello, you have reached the number you have dialed. Please leave a message after the beep. _______________________ Hi, this is Bob. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back. _____________________ Hello, this is Bob. I'm not home right now, but I can take a message. Hang on a second while I get a pencil. (Open a drawer and shuffle stuff around.) OK, what would you like me to tell me? ____________________ This is you-know who. We are you-know-where. Leave your you-know-what you-know-when. ________________ more at http://www.creativevoicemailmessages.com/
be like....."ooo hey man whats goin on i stole this phone from the person u were tryin to call but leave a message and i will tell them bout it... :D"
It is the twenty-first century. Everyone knows: - You are not home or can't answer the phone - I have to wait for a beep - I should leave my name and number, maybe why I'm calling - You will call me back when you can >>>You don't need to tell me this. Also we are not amused when you put your four-year old on, sing a song, go into some long story, or have your dog bark. Meanwhile, it would be nice if you just told me your name (last is fine, and I don't need the list of everyone that lives there) so I made sure I got the person I wanted. Funny I can do without. It's not as funny as you think. Sorry, but this is a pet peeve since I need to call a lot of people every day to set up appointments and annoying messages are a huge waste of my time.