Voicemail

help me think of a funny, but practical voicemail message.?

like i want people to chuckle when they get to my voicemail, but not soo much they dont wanna leave me a message or w.e.

Public Comments

1. I am vengeance I am the night I am ..unavailable at the moment, please leave a message cheesy, I know
2. Wazzzzzzzzzz UP!!!!!!!!
3. Leave A Joke Its Funny I Do It
4. Say..."Hello?.......... Wait who is this?........ Just Kidding!" or something along those lines. After that say the regular "boring" info. One of my friends has that voicemail and EVERY TIME i call her I think it's accually her. it's so funny.
5. This is what my friend does: After the last ring, you hear "hello?". assuming he picked up, most people say something like "yo its mike, whatsup?" then they hear "i dont wanna talk to you" and soon the computer voice comes in saying "after the tone, please record your message". It gets a lot of people, got me more than once, but sometimes people might not realize its an answering machine and they might get angry that you hung up on them. Or you can say "hello?... whos this?... im just kidding, this is a voicemail!"
6. I did this for awhile This is [insert name] (then I do a big sigh, then I say) Whatever And thats it. My friend had one where he said Hello 10 second past then says "im not here right now" I started talking and everything totally got me.
7. I used Microsoft Word to type something like "Hello, the person you've called does not want to speak with you, so hang up and don't call again. This is a recording...### (whatever your prefix is)." Then I used the Speech tool to play it back to me on the speakers of the computer, and put my phone up to the speakers and used that. You can pick from alot of different voices and some sound like an actual recording, except for the funny message the caller will hear !!
8. "Hi, I can't come to the phone right now - you know the drill. Do the deed mount the steed. I'll get back to you." or "Can't get the phone right now - I'm in a bad mood and I'll call you back when I feel it's safe" or "Hi, I can't come to the phone right now. I'm having wild, unadulterated sex or I may be screaming at the neighbors. Oops. Gotta go. Cops are here. Leave a message." or "If you're a bill collector, the check is in the mail. Stop harrassing me. If you're a stalker, I'm flattered but frightened. Go away. If you're someone I want to hear from please leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I sober up."