Voicemail - Does anyone know of any FUNNY VOICEMAILS?

Does anyone know of any FUNNY VOICEMAILS?

I'm looking to put a really funny voicemail on my cell. If anyone knows any or knows a GOOD website for me that would be great! thanks :)

say this: Hey i tried to come with something funny to put in my voicemail recording so i couldn't think of anything. Somepeople like to go with the really long recordings that take forever and you say to yourself i just wanted to leave a message, and others go with th short one that always makes them sound pissed off and i think to myself maybe i shouldn't leave a message after all because they are obiviously very upset about something so i guess i can just do one of those things where it just says your name but then people might think i'm just too lazy to record a whole message. hold up wait i'm just going to go with a short recording like hey this is ______ leave a message and i'll get back to you.
ok here it goes hello? hello??!! hey! whats up? cool. so hows life ??? good here! hey if u want u can leave a message b/c i can't get to the phone right now but u can if u haven't hung up right now!! bbbbbbbbbbbbbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppppppppppppppppppp
*in a hushed voice* Hi! This is ____. I can't talk right now... I'm hiding from the men in white jackets... we're playing a game... shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... *giggle insanely* okay, leave a message.