Voicemail

I need some funny voicemail ideas...please read the extra details?

I do not want any greeting messages. I want funny messages that I can leave on other peoples' machines instead of my name and number when they don't answer. Thanks! :D lol Let me rephrase that...I want messages to leave AFTER the beep.

Public Comments

1. ok, you can pretend you are talking: hey! what up? OMG really? things you say... then after a while... well, be sure 2 leave a MESSAGEEEEEEEE
2. ..say for instance if u knw a secret abt ur friend...pretend to b da cop and say ur inquiring abt it. cant think of anything else. sorry.