Voicemail

funny ideas for voicemail greetings.?

I can't think of anything to put on my voicemail so i was wondering if anyone had some funny ideas for me.

Public Comments

1. this trick gets everyone. okay, you can ssay: hello?(pause) hey what's up?(pause) really?!(pause) yep.(pause) well can i call you back?(pause) then say this is a recorded message. blah blah blah.
2. Hello?(slight pause) Whos this? (slight pause) Oh hey whatsup? (slight pause) Same here! Hey wanna hear something really funny? (very short pause) How mad your gonna get when I tell you to leave a message!
3. A friend of mine has a kind of annoying one. He answers like he is answering the phone after the machine has picked up, then he leaves a big long pause, then just about the time you're about to say something ,he says hello. Then another pause, and when you're about to say something, he says," IF you're not going to say anything, leave a message".