Voicemail

i need something funny to put on cell phone voicemail any ideas?

Public Comments

1. "Thank you for call Blackmailers Inc. We now have your information and one of our Representatives will get back to you soon to make payment arrangements. If there is any additional information that we can use now is the time to so.....
2. Hello? (2 sec pause) Heelllloooooo??? (3 sec pause) I can't hear you... there's a static or bad line... (pause) I can hear you now... (pause) SIKE!! Thank you for calling you've reached....... (you can take it from there)....
3. hello? (1 sec pause) is anybobdy there? (2 sec pause) i guess theres nobody there, and if there is, they can leave a voice mail NOW! (ur name) is not avalible right now... please leave a voicemail...
4. if u may be able to go to the web go to downloads or go to ring tones in click on downloads and it will give you a list of things you can download you press which one you think is best for you you pick it you buy the credits click songs or voicemails and they will give you a list of celebrities and click on which celebrity you want see what happens good luck.