Voicemail

Any ideas for funny voicemails?

I'm trying to think of a good voicemail to replace my old one...... something that would really make people laugh. Any suggestions? yeah, my current one makes it seem like im actually talking...those are funny, eh?

Public Comments

1. there are some really funny ones here http://www.ahajokes.com/funny_answering_machine_messages.html
2. i make a good impression of napolean dynamite so my friend kait had me make her this voice meassage "hey this is napolean (your name) isnt hear right now she is trying to beat me at teather ball. so call her back later. GOSH!
3. hi! me and my ( bf,friend, sister,bro. etc.) are probably out shopping, out at a movie, or taking a trip to a moon. ( please leave your name, number and message after the beep.)
4. yeah! say this " hello?.......hello? i can't hear you!... your cutting out on me!!! what?.... call me back later!" its soooo funny! people actually believe your talking to them! but be sure to pause! ok? hope you like this!
5. Here are 2 great sites :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: http://www.uknetguide.co.uk/shopping/mob... http://www.creativevoicemailmessages.com..
6. Leave a Voicemail pretending that you actually picked up and are talking to them. Bwhaha, gets my friend everytime