Voicemail

Good Voicemail Ideas?

I'm sick of my old voicemail, where it's just the normal "hey you've reached ...'s phone, sorry I can't come to it, i'll try and call you back later" Does anyone got any good suggestions? I would like a funnier one. Or something more out of the ordinary. Thanks

Public Comments

1. your favorite song
2. "Hi! You've reached ______ and I can't talk to you right now because I am probably talking to someone else way more important than you are, so leave me a message! Bye!"
3. Im not here at my phone.... if i am that means im fucking your GF and well i dont wanna talk to ya so peace
4. answer it at first and say HEY! and people will answer back when really its your voicemail
5. pretend that you're on the phone and be like "hey, wazzup?" etc .. idk edit: or maybe you shouldn't, cause what if your parents or someone is trying to reach you and it's really important and they are really scared and when they hear your voice they're like "phew, you're alive" and then they find out it's your voice mail. that would like kill them. =(
6. My uncle has one that's just "HEY" so it looks like he answers the phone. Everyone falls for it!
7. make it like: hey whats up? and have it play music in the background like you are really answering it be like well im not here right know so leave me a mesg
8. just say I think you know how to use voice mail does it really need instructions ????? and all that I can't come to the phone.... isn't that the reason for answering machines
9. Why not do what ross gellar did in friends.. "WE WILL WE WILL CALL YA BACK !" (in the style of 'we will rock you' by queen incase you didnt know :P) :) x x
10. Hello.. Helloo HELLO! Oh My Bad Youve Reached My Voicemail :)
11. I just changed my voice mail, like, two minutes ago, so this was a perfect question for me to answer!!! Here are a few.. **************** Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Me. Bye Bye!! ********** Hello? (pause for 5 seconds) Oh, hi. What's up? (Pause for 10 seconds) What? (Pause for 10 seconds) I can't hear you!! (Pause for 5 seconds) Just Kidding!! Leave me a message!! (that's mine!!) *********************** Summer's here!!! ...But I'm not. So see ya!! *************** That's all I got! Hope This Helps!!!
12. Get.........the latest ring tone unto phone as voicemail: "thy faith has made thee whole"
13. just do something normal. What you think is funny, others won't. If they do find it funny, they won't after they call once. Plus, it is no fun having to worry when you recieve serious phone calls. There are plenty of times to have fun, but not on your voicemail. :)
14. just fart and laugh.
15. Put on a snooty voice and say "Hello, you Have Reached Ones Phone (Queen Elizabeth Of Jolly Old England), I Am Currently Out Walking The Corgis But Please Leave Your Message After The Tone"
16. sound like you just woke up. like: uhhh...hello??? *wait a while* i'm kind of tired...can you call me back? or maybe leave a message? and your number??? and your name??? because HAHA I'M NOT FREAKING HERE! ciao. or just don't say anything. just whistle or sing or talk to yourself for like, 2 seconds, and then be like... oh, What? sorry, i'm not here right now, leave a message after the beep.