Voicemail

Funny Things To Say On Your Cell Phone Voicemail?

Me And My Friend Want To Put Something Funny On Our Voicemails, But We Can't Think Of Anything. Lol. Any Ideas?

Public Comments

1. do each others.
2. I'm swinging over like a heavy loaded fruit tree
3. put sumthun like hello.. *pause* whos this... *pause* oh wats up *pause* this is my voicemail haha so leave a message theyll think its actaully u and start talking lol
4. hello? (pause) hello? (pause) I can't hear you, you're breaking up...or maybe it's because I'm not here. Leave a message. *DANG! The person ahead of me beat me to it...
5. "Hey whats up (pause) whats that I can't hear ya (pause) speak up still can't hear" (at this point they are yelling into their phone) then say your not there leave a message.
6. I had that one on my home answering machine and it really ticks people off!!!! How about download "Spiderwebs" by No doubt. It has a pretty cute little chorus about "I gotta screen my phone calls."
7. have the sounds of some "activity" going on in the background with the message "i can't come to the phone right now but will call you when i'm done". there are some seriously funny sounds (people, animals and such) on getabuz.com that my friends have used in their voicemail and they're hysterical.
8. watch this http://www.metacafe.com/watch/496275/hilarious_please_watch_carefully/