Voicemail

What are some good voicemail messages?

I'm setting up the voicemail on my cell phone and I wanted to have a funny/clever/interesting message. I've looked on a few sites, but I haven't found one I really like yet. Anyone have any good ideas for a voicemail message? Thanks!

Public Comments

1. On my voice mail I ask the caller to leave a message, call back number, blood type, urine sample and underwear size and I'll return the call as soon as I'm free. But I'm weird...and so are my friends.