Voicemail

what are some messages that are funny for your answering machine in german or french?

I would like to record my voicemail in a different language...primarily german and french....I speak both of them well...but I just can't think of anything clever to say... any Ideas...? cute I'll try it! Now I need one for german! what does the mouse say?

Public Comments

1. pretend you are answering the phone like this: Bonjour! (silence to let caller speak) Qui parle? (silence again) Qui? (silence) Pourquoi tu m'apelle? (silence) Si tu veux vraiment me parler... Laisse un message! (BIP)
2. Pretend you're an answering machine. Then after they give you their message, surprise them by replying. In the end, maybe, pretend like it's still an answering machine (as if the machine can hold a convo). Pretend you have some kind of an emergency and need them to help you.
3. Was sagt die Maus? (not sure if its 'die' though) And then just wait for the beep. Somebody had this in dutch and it made me laugh! Edit: the mouse says *Peep*, (the same sound as the beep)