Voicemail

I want a voicemail?

I want to leave a really cocky or smart a** voicemail on my new phone but don't know exactly what to say...i want it to be funny but also like cussing someone out...Do you guys have any ideas?????

Public Comments

1. I am very retarted and kiss a** for pennies
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