Voicemail

funny voicemails?

I have a friend who I call often, but, sometimes she does not answer the phone. I always like to leave funny voice messages when the machine answers... Like... "this is... name... i am calling from national security ... blah blah blah... ", so now I am running out of ideas on what to leave. Can someone plase tell me something funny I can say, or if not, link me to where I could find something on what to say. NOTE***** I am not looking for voicemail greetings... I am looking for actual messages that I would leave on the machine. Thanks!

Public Comments

1. - Try to sound like an alien (make weird, unhuman sounding noises) - Pretend to be her stalker, and talk in a weird, geeky voice - Have you and her seen the movie One Missed Call? If you have, try to leave her a message that sounds like her dying.