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My wife and Rann: Rick Phillips Friday, March 5, 2010 @ 11:24AMIn his first interview, Rick Phillips reveals his four-year struggle to find out the truth about the Premier's relationship with his wife, Michelle Chantelois.
Golf Capsules: Nicklaus thinks Woods will play Masters Thursday, March 4, 2010 @ 5:17AMPALM BEACH GARDENS, Fla. — Jack Nicklaus is going to appear at next month's Masters. He thinks Tiger Woods will, too.
NELSON CAPS BIG YEAR WITH NATIONAL CROWN Tuesday, March 2, 2010 @ 12:08AMBy Monday, Labette County wrestler Chase Nelson had yet to update his voicemail.
Nelson caps big year with national crown Tuesday, March 2, 2010 @ 12:08AMBy Monday, Labette County wrestler Chase Nelson had yet to update his voicemail.
2-1-1 Plays Key Role in Windstorm Cleanup Monday, March 1, 2010 @ 5:04PMDuring the power outage after last week’s windstorm, state officials repeatedly told residents to call 211 for information. State emergency management officials are now praising the phone line for helping streamline power restoration efforts.
Tiger Wood's Tunes: Apology Lives Online in Remixes Monday, March 1, 2010 @ 11:22AMMIAMI, Florida — Tiger Woods may not know it, but he is singing a new tune. His 13 1/2-minute apology a week ago has been chopped up and reconfigured online, spreading in music and video through social networks and on the radio.
The Marriage Ref: Grounds for Divorce Monday, March 1, 2010 @ 10:14AMJerry Seinfeld's The Marriage Ref is the most God-awful mishmash of a comedy-variety show to lead into local news on NBC since immediately before the Olympics
Tiger's sorry' finds a groove with mashups Sunday, February 28, 2010 @ 2:07AMTiger Woods may not know it, but he's singing a new tune. His 13 1/2 -minute apology has been chopped up and reconfigured online, spreading in music and video through social networks and on the radio.
Tiger singing a new tune Saturday, February 27, 2010 @ 11:07AMTiger Woods may not know it, but he is singing a new tune.
Tiger's tunes: Apology lives online in remixes Friday, February 26, 2010 @ 2:20PMTiger Woods may not know it, but he is singing a new tune.
A week later, remixed tunes, videos keep Tiger Woods' apology alive all over the Internet Friday, February 26, 2010 @ 1:30PMMIAMI, Florida - Tiger Woods may not know it, but he is singing a new tune. His 13 1/2-minute apology a week ago has been chopped up and reconfigured online, spreading in music and video through social networks and on the radio.
Internet mashups find humor taking aim at Tiger Woods’ apology Friday, February 26, 2010 @ 2:33AMTiger Woods’ public apology — delivered Feb. 19 at the Sawgrass Players Club in Ponte Vedra Beach, Fla. — has provided plenty of entertainment online. His words have been set to music with countless fans of the mashups posting comments on Twitter.
Woods Apology Getting Play In Online Mashups Wednesday, February 24, 2010 @ 11:51AMTiger Woods may not know it, but he's singing a new tune. His 13 1/2-minute apology has been chopped up and reconfigured online, spreading in music and video through social networks and on the radio.
Tiger's tunes: Apology lives online in mashups Wednesday, February 24, 2010 @ 11:10AMTiger Woods may not know it, but he's singing a new tune. His 13 1/2-minute apology has been chopped up and reconfigured online, spreading in music and video through social networks and on the radio. One offering is called "Ke$ha vs. Tiger I'm So Sorry (Blah, Blah, Blah)." Another features Robin Thicke's song "Sex Therapy" with Woods talking over still shots, including one of the media watching ...
Tiger's tunes: Apology lives online in mashups Wednesday, February 24, 2010 @ 10:03AMTiger Woods may not know it, but he's singing a new tune. His apology has been chopped up and reconfigured online, spreading in music and video through social networks and on the radio.
Tiger's Tunes: Apology Lives Online In Mashups Wednesday, February 24, 2010 @ 9:04AMTiger Woods may not know it, but he's singing a new tune.
Swinging to a new beat Wednesday, February 24, 2010 @ 5:37AMDisgraced golfer Tiger Woods may not know it, but he is singing a new tune online.
Jupiter man wins gold in Vancouver, but for different type of ice performance Wednesday, February 24, 2010 @ 4:05AMJUPITER — Abacoa resident Benjamin Rand proudly accepted the gold medal that was draped around his neck in front of thousands at the Vancouver Olympics on Sunday.Despite the honor, you couldn't find Rand's award in any sports section.That's because ice-sculpting is part of the Cultural Olympiad, the arts and culture part of the Vancouver Olympics. Other events include music, theater, painting ...
Tiger's apology mashed up Wednesday, February 24, 2010 @ 1:07AMThe disgraced golfer may not know it, but he's singing a new tune online.
Tiger's apology mashed up Wednesday, February 24, 2010 @ 12:12AMDisgraced golfer Woods may not know it, but he is singing a new tune online.
Tiger's Apology Lives on in Music Mashups Tuesday, February 23, 2010 @ 5:00PMThe Golfer's "Mea Culpa," Remixed with Music, is Spreading Through Social Networks and on the Radio
The best ever celebrity apologies Friday, February 19, 2010 @ 7:01AMPEOPLE do and say dumb stuff all the time but while we get to apologise in private, the stars have to do it under the glare of the spotlight, to millions.
CAREERS: Keep It Professional Monday, February 8, 2010 @ 10:46AMBitesizeBio's Travis Medley has a few tips for handling the phone while you are on the job hunt . "You want the entire experience to exude professionalism," he says, to kick off his list of what not to do. First, don't be funny on your voicemail message and don't use that automated voice.
Supernatural: Too much rage makes the recapper go blind Saturday, February 6, 2010 @ 10:20PMSupernatural "Swap Meat" January 28, 2010 The CWSam seems to have a serious case of body dismorphic disorder. THEN: I've read fan fiction that was better than this episode. NOW: A very bored Cheryl Ladd look alike sits alone in...
Writers Series kicks off with a 'Goddess' Friday, February 5, 2010 @ 6:41AM"Advice Goddess" Amy Alkon waged war against the impolite, the oblivious and the downright rude. Her weapon: Blunt force. Alkon brings her campaign for courtesy to Traverse City on Feb. 11 as part of the National Writers Series.
Information Overload Tuesday, February 2, 2010 @ 3:02AMBased on the Facebook bra-haha a couple of weeks ago, now I know that most of my female friends favor noir-colored underthings followed by nude (unless they meant ourtwinsareroamingfreetoday) and white while a minority were hiding old rose, hunter green, pink, and printed pushups underneath their tops.
Laconic Elliott has Panthers on track Saturday, January 30, 2010 @ 7:39AMPanthers mentor Matt Elliott is anything but your typical NRL coach. But the light-hearted jibes he delivers mask a man desperate to get the club back to the top, writes Josh Rakic
Fearless coyote boldly invades neighbourhood Monday, January 25, 2010 @ 6:12AMJerry Buchlwsky has seen coyotes in the wild before. But the Niagara Falls resident has never come across one as bold as the one he spotted walking down a residential street with a cat firmly clutched in its mouth.[...]
Wyclef's Funny Money, Part II Tuesday, January 19, 2010 @ 2:06PMDuring a briefly teary defense of himself yesterday, Wyclef Jean again reminded listeners that he spent a couple of days in Haiti "carrying dead bodies on the street." If anyone had missed his tweets, Jean added, "I was the one carrying little girls to the morgue."
30 Rock: "Klaus and Greta" Review Friday, January 15, 2010 @ 4:59PM30 Rock (TV) James Franco guest starred in this excellent episode.
Conan O'Brien mines 'Tonight' show outrage for laughs, blasts NBC execs with guest Ricky Gervais Thursday, January 14, 2010 @ 9:44AMNothing better than a late-night talk show scorned. Conan O'Brien , who is on the verge of losing his "Tonight" show berth, is proving that when angry, he's very funny and having Ricky Gervais as a guest only fuels the fire.
Cold Case: Father of two murdered in 2007 Wednesday, January 13, 2010 @ 10:34AMConway police and Today's THV are teaming up tonight to help bring new leads to an unsolved murder from Oct. 21 2007. Bryan Meads was found shot to death in his car at the June Beene Apartments.
Rewind Chris Evans's breakfast debut Tuesday, January 12, 2010 @ 4:18PMHow will the DJ follow Terry Wogan – and how will Wogan's loyal listeners take to his younger replacement? In pictures: Chris Evans's career So here it is: the moment – if you believe some of the press coverage – the Togs (Terry's old guys and gals) have been dreading. After 27 years of waking up to Wogan, and a somewhat tearful farewell , Radio 2's morning audience will experience an altogether ...
Cards' Warner on point with performance, analysis Monday, January 11, 2010 @ 6:01AMKurt Warner was on the money during and after a playoff classic that put him closer to another Super Bowl trip.
Review: Seinfeld's ponderings make the obvious hilarious Sunday, January 10, 2010 @ 3:48AMFor about an hour and a half Saturday night, the lives of thousands of central Illinois residents “didn't suck.” That's because everyone needs distraction from the daily grind, pointed out Jerry Seinfeld on Saturday during his Civic Center Theater shows.
After town hall threats, lawmakers still wait for answers from police Wednesday, December 30, 2009 @ 6:20AMRep. Baird doesn't know who threatened him with explosives and Rep. Scott doesn't know who painted a swastika on his office. Read more...
2009 Golf Year In Review Monday, December 28, 2009 @ 1:12PMThis was shaping up to be a pretty interesting season anyway.
2009 Golf Year In Review Monday, December 28, 2009 @ 12:56PMThis was shaping up to be a pretty interesting season anyway. It got a little more interesting Thanksgiving night. Technically, early Friday morning. Everything changed and it didn't have anything to do with turkey leftovers. A fire hydrant, a tree, a low-impact accident, some snoring and possibly the most important nine-iron shot by a Swede in golf history shook up the normally reserved golf ...
Tiger's tale topped a year for scandals in sports Monday, December 28, 2009 @ 9:12AMGolfer's personal drama and subsequent leave from the game moved him ahead of A-Rod and Michael Phelps.
Blizzard’s gone, but roads remain snow-covered Sunday, December 27, 2009 @ 12:59AMThe snow will stay for a while, but the Christmas Blizzard of 2009 is on its way out of town.
Family of missing Briton, Myles Robinson, beg Swiss to step up hunt Saturday, December 26, 2009 @ 3:27PMThe family of a British tourist who has been missing since Tuesday after vanishing in the middle of a Swiss ski resort has called on local police to step up their search for him.
2009 year in review - Staten Island's top stories Friday, December 18, 2009 @ 8:55AMWhat were the biggest Staten Island and New York-area related stories for the year? This is a question we're trying to answer with your help!Right here, we've compiled the ten most-read news, sports and entertainment stories on SILive.com in...
8 Million Stories: Asshole, Corner Pocket Wednesday, December 16, 2009 @ 2:37PMI WAS THE worst bartender in Manhattan. I gave too many buy backs and heavy pours to make up for the fact that I couldn’t mix a drink. Thankfully, this was a dedicated pool hall patronized by players who wanted to shoot pool and down beer, not to sip appletinis.
Tiger trapped in spoofers' online jungle Wednesday, December 9, 2009 @ 5:59AMWeb pranksters and talk show hosts have mobilised to lampoon fallen sports idol Tiger Woods in the only way they know how - relentless parody clips, remixes, online games, jokes and greeting cards.
12-08-09 EUR ALL ON ONE PAGE Tuesday, December 8, 2009 @ 2:15AMS.AFRICAN ACTORS AGAINST HUDSON AS WINNIE: Union group says Mandela's ex-wife should be played by a native actress.
A Decade of Search Monday, December 7, 2009 @ 8:20PMA lot of news happens in a decade, and as we prepare to close this one, there will be plenty of lists about the top stories from the last 10 years. This is not one of those lists. These are the stories you told us you were interested in … by searching for them. From the gravely serious to the supremely silly, we present a decade of news you couldn't get enough of.
Discussing Tiger Monday, December 7, 2009 @ 2:05AMWill fans taunt Tiger Woods when he returns? Herre : There will be a chilling effect. It will take years for everything to play out, what with Woods's long-term deals, but companies will no doubt re-think their association with him.
TINSELTOWN Saturday, December 5, 2009 @ 5:31AMOf course, the biggest celebrity news this week is Tiger Woods and his alleged affairs. Something like three girls have come forward as of press time, including the major one that had like a thirty-one month affair with Tiger.
A Decade of Search Friday, December 4, 2009 @ 7:30PMA lot of news happens in a decade, and as we prepare to close this one, there will be plenty of lists about the top stories from the last 10 years. This is not one of those lists. These are the stories you told us you were interested in … by searching for them. From the gravely serious to the supremely silly, we present a decade of news you couldn't get enough of.
Woods apologizes to family for 'transgressions' Friday, December 4, 2009 @ 11:28AMLess than a week after a bizarre car crash involving Tiger Woods, the golf superstar has apologized to his family for "transgressions."